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  • Things that you really want yet can never have?
  • Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    Downhill Domination game for modern consoles.*

    Identical courses and sounds etc yet graphically updated and now with:

    Online multiplayer (STW riding clubs!)
    Replays and camera controls w/video export
    Custom rider/profile creator
    Updated store ie real sponsors, bikes, riding gear etc
    Bike/paint customisation
    Online Virtual trading post
    Playlist imports
    Signature tricks/manoeuvres builder

    *Just enjoying manflu by revisiting this on PS2 pressie, for first time after a few years away, stuck@ Mt Quintanaroo technical downhill level – it is flipping epic and not easy.

    Houns
    Full Member

    To have met Miss Houns 20 years ago. Would have saved her from the next 17 years with a vile, abusive, controlling bully

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    Some new features on the forum

    😉

    WebM support!

    Nobeerinthefridge
    Free Member

    Boobies.

    ton
    Full Member

    my youth.

    spud-face
    Full Member

    A degree
    A full head of hair, so’s I could have it long again.
    Pics of NoBeer’s boobies

    yunki
    Free Member

    An injury free body

    northernmatt
    Full Member

    Scarlett Johansson 😀

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    Why can’t you have a degree?

    Seriously, there’s always the OU and they’re really good quality 🙂

    Edit:

    Scarlett Johansson

    Oh, yes. ➡ BRB

    northernmatt
    Full Member

    After an incredibly tedious day at work today I have decided to do an OU degree. It’s not a spur of the moment thing, I’ve been thinking about it for a few months.

    Basil
    Full Member

    A waist

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    Corset?

    Nipper99
    Free Member

    i) to know my father a bit better (or at all for that matter)

    ii) to give my 18 year old self such a kick up the arse he’d be seeing stars for a week!

    marco
    Free Member

    northernmatt –
    Beat me to it!!
    Man, she is fine.

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    Awsum Skillz

    kudos100
    Free Member

    Good health.

    Oh, and two twenty year old girlfriends.

    roper
    Free Member

    Time travel, so I can go back and witness historical events and forwards for the same reasons.
    or a first print of this

    mikey74
    Free Member

    After an incredibly tedious day at work today I have decided to do an OU degree. It’s not a spur of the moment thing, I’ve been thinking about it for a few months.

    What one? I’ve been looking at those.

    Mine:

    Kaley Cuoco:

    Rorschach
    Free Member

    A boss who is’nt an enormous tw#twaffle.

    Nipper99
    Free Member

    that looks a bit heavy so i’ll add Julianne Moore to my list 😉

    MrOvershoot
    Full Member

    Rorschach – Member

    A boss who isn’t an enormous tw#twaffle.

    +1000 I would be happy if was only I that thought he had gold star cocklobster status but every person who has met him said either “weird” or “t*at”

    jag61
    Full Member

    carol vorderman please

    Tom_W1987
    Free Member

    A harem so big that it would shame none other than Genghis Khan himself.

    yunki
    Free Member

    I’d really like a cannabis plantation in my attic.. I got quite into the science if cultivating good strains in a previous life but unfortunately I don’t smoke the stuff any more and neither do I have any desire to break the law

    willard
    Full Member

    My dad back. I could have done with his advice this last year and miss him a great deal. I’d also like both my baby girls to have gone full term but, like my dad, you can’t bring back the dead.

    Tracker1972
    Free Member

    Enough time to enjoy my family and friends without feeling guilty about what I could, or should, be doing instead.

    wysiwyg
    Free Member

    To masturbate on the bus without being judged.

    chip
    Free Member

    To masturbate on the bus without being judged.

    rob2
    Free Member

    Rachael Riley

    And if she has a sister, her too 🙂

    wordnumb
    Free Member

    A spaceship.

    No, wait… two spaceships, so I won’t have to go without whilst one is being fixed.

    Tom_W1987
    Free Member

    Ok ok, a huge harem in a spaceship.

    So basically a b-movie 1960’s sci fi.

    cyclebiker
    Full Member

    A project car and time to “play” with it…or Kelly Brook

    trevron73
    Free Member

    To have first tried masturbating on an empty bus not the 08:30 to Leeds

    ojom
    Free Member

    An empty mind.

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    To masturbate on the bus without being judged.

    I found the first step to achieving this is to try and only masturbate on buses that you’re not supposed to be driving. If you manage that then people will still be judgemental, but significantly less so.

    wordnumb
    Free Member

    No wait, can I change mine?

    A spaceship with ever so slightly bigger wheels and a tapered flux capacitor.

    cyclebiker
    Full Member

    Wordnumb,

    Slightly bigger wheels how; width or diameter?…would a belt driven ti spaceship be a step to far?

    wordnumb
    Free Member

    I hadn’t even considered one of the spaceships being a fatty. So I’ll be needing three spaceships, at least three… because it’s always good to have a pub spaceship you’re not worried about leaving parked in a dodgy orbit.

    A fleet of spaceships, that’s what I want.

    Ferrari 458 Speciale Aperta – 499 made and all for collectors 🙁

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