Not fussed, if perfectly honest. Who’s turn is it this week?

😆

Honey-mustard sauce on my 6″ sub

Honey-mustard sauce on my 6″ sub

Worst. Euphemism. Ever.

Dirty boy! 🙂

That moment you pull out and see a bit of poo on the end…………. then you know you have to wash your hands and change the nappy

A second cream bun or scone.

First one …. lovely… and I done loads of running lately and generally I eat well… go on then, I polish that last one off.

5 Mins later … yuck feels like I’ve got cream sweats… not out of guilt or anything like that, just feels like I’ve OD on cream and it makes me feel icky… especially my face… wierd.

Its never stop me having that last one mind 🙂

Smoking a cheap cigar instead of my usual Havana 🙁

Am I the only one wondering what aracer is going to do with glycerol, deionised water, a battery, wires, a straw, a battery powered air pump and a clearomizer???

Am I the only one wondering what aracer is going to do with glycerol, deionised water, a battery, wires, a straw, a battery powered air pump and a clearomizer???

What a grown man gets up to in the privacy of his own sex dungeon is none of my business.

Starting a thread that’s just begging people to ask a question…… and then nobody does 😆

and then nobody does

aye – it’s the anticipation that excites him though (just take a look at the streaming video)

I’ve never before in my life purchased something directly related to imbibing tobacco,

I’m all the more curious about this bit. I thought vaping was just what kids who can’t buy sweet flavored cigarettes or recovering smokers did. I had no idea adult (I’m assuming a racer isn’t 12) non smokers took it up

A ruddy great Donner Kebab and Chips.

It’s become a tradition in my House, when my Wife goes out for her Xmas Work thing, the Eldest and I have a horrible greasy Kebab and watch something completely inappropriate for an 11-year-old.

Last year it was Aliens.

It’s the one night I year I know Mrs. Jay will return shitfaced, falling about the place and generally too drunk to notice the smell of Kebab and too hungover to moan about the 18 cert film or deadly food.

The sausage and egg mcmuffin looks bloody awesome.

The one you get in the shop won’t look like that.

I’m all the more curious about this bit. I thought vaping was just what kids who can’t buy sweet flavored cigarettes or recovering smokers did. I had no idea adult (I’m assuming a racer isn’t 12) non smokers took it up

Sadly yes, the huge amount of advertising that the industry is allowed, coupled with the sort of ‘cool factor’ tobacco hasn’t enjoyed since the 50’s means the Vape Industry is producing lots of lovely new addicts every day, and nothing does “returning customer” quiet like an Nicotine addiction.

They do actually make nicotine-free vape liquids, which is kind of nuts and sensible all at the same time.

One day, many years from now, I suspect the dangers of vaping will be known and we’ll all wonder how we could have been so stupid, like they did with Tobacco in the 50s.

And we still don’t know what he’s going to blow up with all those wires and batteries.

I assumed he was making an IED too.

That Daily Express web page what was linked to on another thread and secretly wanting to find out what 8 women said about their experiences with micro penises.

That Daily Express web page what was linked to on another thread and secretly wanting to find out what 8 women said about their experiences with micro penises.

😳

Neptunes kiss.

….. bought a clearomiser…..I’ve never before in my life purchased something directly related to imbibing tobacco

… and you still haven’t.

Riding an elephant in Thailand. Not related to Northwind’s post

Having to deal with Quantity Surveyors. 😛
All they want is to have things stroked.

Sunday nights.

Having to deal with Quantity Surveyors.
All they want is to have things stroked.

Preferable to having to stroke yerself. 🙂

Having to deal with Quantity Surveyors.
All they want is to have things stroked.

I’ve been thinking of changing my profession for a while.

Always said it’s better to be the strokee than the stroker.

Am dirty, am dirty, am dirty! Time for another shower…. That strange QS is following me around. 😛
Now I know why there’s never one around to take calls, they’re all on specailist forums. 😀

nicotine then – you know what I meant. It was kind of strange, because I’ve never paid any attention to such things before, so it was a total mystery to me.

Since somebody finally asked 😉

I’ve been asked to help the scouts add some effects to their St George’s Day dragon – I have a small budget, but not enough to cover a normal battery powered smoke machine.

http://www.instructables.com/id/DIY-Smoke-Machine-from-Ecig-clearomiser/

Bodged together for a test at the moment – I’m blowing through the straw rather than using a pump – and it works surprisingly well.

Chrystal meth and underage Catholic choir boys.

Malvern Rider –
Sunday nights.

Nothing dirty there! Great programme… Not quite as good as the Sky Arts original, but excellent stuff.

Riding a road bike 🙂

^pervert

Lusting for a kebab after a few two many beers, indulging and then waking up in the morning realising what you ate last night.

Never yet had that problem…

Pot Noodle, especially the Chicken* and Mushroom** one.

I had a horrible desire for one after a long run around a reservoir last month and hated myself the whole time I was eating it.

* – May not actually be chicken
** – Also may not actually be mushroom
Or that, either; both regularly feature as post-beer late-night snacking.

I even had to explain to the cashier that it wasn’t a normal shopping basket.

😆

Imagining a ‘sportsman’s double’ with the missus and her mother.

I’ll get my coat.