Went in Poundland today (no that didn’t) and bought a clearomizer. For those not versed in such things it’s a component of an e-cigarette. I’ve never before in my life purchased something directly related to imbibing tobacco, and I felt kind of embarrassed browsing the e-cig section.

Yeah, yeah, cool starry bra, anybody else have any similar feelings about doing/buying something which you wouldn’t normally (but for relatively innocent purposes)?

In case anybody is curious, my other purchases today were glycerol and deionised water, and I already had a battery, wires and a straw, just need to get a battery powered air pump…

I put a tube in my mountain bike wheel

After remembering why I never use that old but still good nobby nic on my commute bike, I used a flat head screwdriver to get said nobby nic off rear wheel, as plastic tyre levers just bent. Late to work by 15minutes. Woopsie.

My 1000gb of bestiality porn

Fast food outlets. However, I never use them so stay clean

getting off the train at Bolton Station when I come to the UK to visit family

Women’s tights, the thick ones.

Clicking a link on here and discovering it’s the guardian.

parading round the house after a road ride while the bath’s running with just my leg and arm warmers on, pretending I’m CZJ in Chicago.

I don’t do it so much now the daughters are older but it makes the wife come over all funny.

Was that too much 😉

Women’s tights, the thick ones.

10/10 😀

old lady cleavage

Finding that i agree with jambalaya?

Was that too much

Pics might’ve nudged it over.

The sausage and egg mcmuffin looks bloody awesome.

I forgot a very important “occasionally” in that sentence. I’m not that dirty

My drunken stumbling home food is now 2x Double cheeseburgers and a large strawberry milkshake from maccies

That’s an improvement as back when i was a big fat f’er it used to be a donner meat pizza

Buying industrial amounts of junk food in Asda yesterday for our ill (tonsilitis) daughter – basically we went round buying all the things that ‘took her fancy’ which meant all sorts of crap.

I even had to explain to the cashier that it wasn’t a normal shopping basket.

Jeez Northwind. Is it even legal to say that?!? 😯

parading round the house after a road ride while the bath’s running with just my leg and arm warmers on

Knowing that we may have both been doing the same thing…at the same time….has left me feeling a little violated!

Using the toilet on an airplane.

Using the toilet on an aeroplane after Quirrel.

An inadvertent shart.

I even had to explain to the cashier that it wasn’t a normal shopping basket

You were in ASDA. I suspect for a lot of their customers that was a perfectly normal basket

Binners.

Quirrel – Member
Using the toilet on an airplane.

Ahhhh…The pile high club!

Always best to pop down the back if you’re going to drop a bomb.

Watching the result of the Copeland byelection and thinking that the winning candidate is quite attractive.

Went in Poundland today…

That’d do it for me.

Knowing that we may have both been doing the same thing…at the same time….has left me feeling a little violated!

Knowing that you may have been spying on me and copying me makes me feel a little more than violated. Quite….. tingly actually.

Browsing On-One/Planet-X

Toilets on a train….shudder.

Lusting for a kebab after a few two many beers, indulging and then waking up in the morning realising what you ate last night.

Moist farts.

Pot Noodle, especially the Chicken* and Mushroom** one.

I had a horrible desire for one after a long run around a reservoir last month and hated myself the whole time I was eating it.

* – May not actually be chicken
** – Also may not actually be mushroom

Having a dump with the door open* if i’m in the house alone.
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* it’s an act of rebellion against the forces of the universe which usually conspire to have a pant-wettingly desperate child bang on the door every single time I sit on the pan.

This place.

Watching the webcams from Casa Perchy.

Watching Flashy as he watches his webcams.

Watching Harry watching Flash, while wearing nothing but arm and leg warmers as the bath runs.

Who, me or you?

There are a lot of us currently hiding in Flashy’s wardrobes by the sounds of it. I think that Binners is in here somewhere trying on all the size 10 high heels.

Sitting on the pan with my ipad watching the webcams from PMJ’s gaff as he spies on Casa del Spider as he watches Flashy watching me.

It makes me feel a bit dizzy as well.

I blame mrsfry.