The 20 child water fight with water balloons and super soakers that i just organised for the kids.

Leaf blowers.

Hairdriers

Hope 30t thick-thin chainrings. At least not so far.

Snoozing on sofa with chicken pox vector #2 while chicken pox vector #1 builds a train track

Awesome Roadie rides in the Hamphire Hills 8)

The ex.

Safety razor.

The Voodoo donuts if I ever get to Denver

Americanisms **** yeah boooooooooom.

He’s in the closet
Faucet
Do the math
Step up to the plate
Bring your A-Game
Tear them a new one
Awesome
Going to the game
Going on vacation
Going to the prom
Playdates
Rookie mistake
My bad
It sucks

I got this
I’m done

Coming back from a stiff paced ride on a hot day, having a cold one then starting a barbecue whilst the kids play outside.

Americanisms

Fanny pack 🙂

Today’s Giro stage is superb.

Your mum.

Vacuums

Stella Artois.

Married women.

Having my 8 day old daughter fall alseep in my arms while getting hugs

Rembering the shift you’re working tonight is overtime to spend on the kids during the holidays.