The fact that the Peeing Boy statue is apparently perfectly acceptable, but a similar statue of a girl showing her genitals wouldn’t be.

I don’t understand how they get the shell out of a scotch egg.

The STOP sign at Kidderminster Goods Vehicle Test Station.
It’s there to make you give way to vehicles exiting the test hall when you are driving round to the parking area, yet you can’t see the doors until you have gone past it.

My Head of Department at work.

Ducks – they go on and on and on, quack quack **** quack but it’s all bollocks.. gobbledeegook, utter nonsense

Ducks – talking loud and saying nothing, it makes no sense

Why there are fish and meat sections in the supermarkets. Fish IS meat!

Why is there a “World Foods” section at the supermarket ?
Where does the rest of the food come from ?

Putting a fence round bee hives.

The bees just fly in and out between the bars.

Why is there a “World Foods” section at the supermarket ?

Aha, I know this one. That’s ‘ethnic’ food, but they can’t just say ‘ethnic food’. I don’t care what they call it – when a supermarket in North America has a ‘European’ section containing Haribo Starmix and Tunnock’s wafers, I’m all in!

The bees just fly in and out between the bars.

Good point. Maybe it’s to prevent cats from hurting themselves by trying to squeeze into the hives.

Or to stop whinnie the pooh going on a massive, honey fuelled, bender?

The scent of a fox and the mind of a woman are two things that you’ll never understand