My nomination goes to

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFB8vRpUyAM[/video]

Nope. Its that dreadful “how do you like your eggs in the morning”

Or “Mr Blue Sky”

nsfw/nsfl
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY[/video]

Probably by Paul McCartney. So many to pick from…

Isn’t it officially “I want my baby back” by Jimmy Cross?

Natasha Bedingfield – These Words… closely followed by Robbie Williams – Candy.
Vile, insults to the word ‘music’, both of them!

Once in a while Wopster you come out with something I wholeheartedly agree with

That Riskay song is like trapped in the closet. its just too bad to be taken seriously. its a comedy song

The older I get the more “anything on Radio 1” becomes the answer.

Crazy Frog.

Shaddap You Face.

Anything done by Taio Cruz.

Crazy Frog, Fast Food Rockers, Babycakes etc are just mickey takes and they know it. The disturbing ones are the ” singers ” who take themselves serious but are, in reality, rubbish.

What was that Madonna song that had her rapping in it – one of the lines had her saying she was driving a mini cooper, feeling super dooper. That wasnt even the worst line only the most memorable one….. It was bloody awful!

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM[/video]

This abomination appeared on a Spotify playlist I was listening to this morning.

Kenickie, Punka, just plain terrible.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHIqEkTQ-64[/video]

Retro83… errrr wow, I just got starred at in the office when i burst out laughing, so glad for the headset though

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cbpY65NTd8[/video]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the lyrics of Life by Des’ree….

Mmm, yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah, yeah yeah
Oh life, oh life

I’m afraid of the dark
Especially when I’m in a park
And there’s no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s a sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo

I’m a superstitious girl
I’m the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit’s tail

I’ll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I’ll be there
Bungee jumping, I don’t care

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo
Life, doo, doo doo
Doo, doo doo

So after all is said and done
I know I’m not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain’t as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo
Doo, doo doo doo
Doo, doo doo doo
Doo, doo doo doo
Doo, doo doo doo
Oh life, oh life

Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life

Thread closed.

I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s a sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Pure poetry. Lovely song.

Pahhh, none of those get even close to….

Vanilla – No Way No Way!!!

[video]http://youtu.be/EGwB-f1xfxM[/video]

That song Richard Harris sung – He left his cake out in the rain and will have to bake it again……..nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

FWIW Kenickie -Punka is a cracking tune imo….

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit!
No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit!

Try reading it out poetry style, with feeling. 😆

lunge – Ive never heard that Kenickie song before. You’ve just ruined my life 🙁

Kenickie, Punka, just plain terrible.

Kenickie were brilliant and Punka is an ace song! You lot have no taste.

I nominate American Pie. **** awful, meaningless, trite toss.

Dishonourable mention to anything by Chris De Burgh but that’s not really music, more a sort of aural scum floating on the outflow of the sewage farm that was 1970s and 1980s pop.

So many…

For instance, ‘RnB’ all sounds like this:

[video]http://youtu.be/iq_d8VSM0nw[/video]

I nominate American Pie. **** awful, meaningless, trite toss.

Yes!

And that hi ho silver lining song, especially when toothless ladies give you a conspiratorial wink at the wedding disco whilest they’re shouting/mouthing ‘F**** OBVious!’ In the chorus. Argh. Argh.

I nominate American Pie. **** awful, meaningless, trite toss.

mintimperial is my new friend 🙂

lunge – Ive never heard that Kenickie song before. You’ve just ruined my life

Blackflag, if it’s any consolation, it ruined my morning. It’s also stuck in my head, “P U N K A, punka!”. Dross, absolute dross.

Mintimperial, Kenickie had the odd moment, I’ll give you that, In Your Car springs to mind, but Punka? No, no, no.

Shaddap You Face.

Really should have just ended the thread right there.

Des’ree’s rhyming dictionary must be pretty dog-eared

OP is still winning

Shaddap You Face.

Hmm, at least it kept an even worse song away from No.1. It did indeed mean nothing to me. Or anyone. Not even that wailing moustachioed fella in the long coat, I warrant.

It’s a tough call,I am torn between “Stop the Cavalry” and “You’ll Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties” .
So,Jona Lewie wins with Charlene a very close second

Got to be…

Chumbawumba – Tubthumping

Very apt for today, please give it a listen

[video]https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0[/video]

Yes anything by Chris De Burgh takes some beating. There’s always Barrie Manilow though.

Vanilla – No Way No Way!!!

+1

man-ah mah-ah

Currently hating this one, which my daughters seem to love:
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA[/video]

He even looks like Mick Hucknall, and I hated Simply Red too.

Thank Binners for saving me the search.

People don’t believe this song exists and was released. Or rather, escaped.

Think the Rolling Stone poll for ‘Worst Cover Song’ was topped by Miley Cyrus’ version of Smells Like Teen Spirit. I’m pretty thankful I’ve never heard that.

I’d nominate anything by Madonna, Cher or Tina Turner.

I’d nominate anything by Madonna, Cher or Tina Turner.

Really??? They’ve all done some pretty good songs. Not the later end-of-career stuff, true, but the earlier work?

Achy Breaky Heart was quite dreadful

In the summertime by Mungo Jerry always grates my ears for some reason