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  • The worst bit of a song EVER
  • zippykona
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    Will you by Hazel oConnor has just been on.
    That bit where it stops then the drum comes in and then that screeching saxophone.
    Bloody awful.

    LapSteel
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    Thats the best bit!

    Pyro
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    The random clangy piano bit at the end of Anthony & the Johnsons “Hope there’s someone” would get my vote.

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    mastiles_fanylion
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    TATOO! TATOO!

    All the way through.

    Shoot them all.

    But I like the OP-mentioned song. Then again I liked the Phil Collins drum thingie too.

    crikey
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    I used to be into Phil Collins, but just take a look at me now..

    DezB
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    zippykona’s right about Will You.

    What about Le Bon shouting WILD BOYS WILD BOYS! Or “singing” anything for that matter?

    martymac
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    that bit in ricky martins livin la vida loca where he mentions ‘french champagne’
    where is the champagne region again?

    Papa_Lazarou
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    Paul’s bit on A Day in The Life. Not actually that bad on it’s own, but relative to JL’s half of the song it is toe curling.

    GlitterGary
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    About 3 minutes and 57 seconds of any song U2 have ever done.

    I’m as serious as cancer, when I say that rythym is a dancer

    ononeorange
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    That bloke a few years back who just kept saying “One Time” – can’t remember the song but it was deeply annoying.

    All of “I just called to say…”

    That would be some crap by the fugees onone

    loum
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    That was a Fugees song , i think. Killing me softly?

    edit . beaten by TheArtist

    All of gypsy woman by crystal waters la da dee la da da

    All of crash test dummies, whatever that god awful song was called

    All of the JCB song by nislopi

    donsimon
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    Of course the wheels on the bus go round and round!! I mean what else are they supposed to do? Play football?? Well, duh!!! 🙄

    racefaceec90
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    there’s 1,000,000 bloody bicycles in beijing AND THAT’S A BLADDY FACT!!! 😕 *
    * may have added my own interpretation to the original lyrics 😐

    julianwilson
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    The bagpipe err, ‘break’ in “You’re the voice” by John Farnham.

    Also, any synth solo where the synth is supposed to be a ‘real’ instrument. (eg ‘Forever Young’ by Alphaville or ‘Nikita’ by Elton John). Synths rule of course, but that is NOT what they are for.

    mastiles_fanylion
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    Fish heads! Fish heads! Roly poly fishheads!
    (Barnes and Barnes)

    wilko1999
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    Any bit of any Beautiful South song, but specifically the Rotterdam chorus, the intro to Perfect 10 and that pencil case bit in the song about Jennifer Aniston

    derek_starship
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    What about ABC’s Martin Fry. Expecting us to take him seriously when he sings “Can’t complain, musn’t grumble. Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble.”

    And Mr. Paul Weller once spouted:

    “I fall into a trnace at the supermarket. The noise flows me along as I catch falling cans – of baked beans on toast. Technology is the most.”

    Eh?

    ononeorange
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    Thanks, TheArtistetc

    IHN
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    “I don’t want to see a ghost
    that’s the thing that I fear most
    I’d rather have a piece of toast
    and watch the evening news”

    from ‘Life’ by some bird who’s name escapes me

    verses
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    Blondie’s “Maria” is largely an inoffensive pop song. HOWEVER there’s a riff around the chorus somewhere that goes “pling plong pling plong” and sounds like it’s being played by one of those musical greetings cards.

    I’m not sure why but it winds me up whenever I hear it.

    EDIT: Around 2m03s
    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzUat_wC6Ko[/video]

    EDIT2: Yes, I must be some kind of masochist to actively seek out something that irrationally winds me up…

    racefaceec90
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    akadoo doo doo push pinapples,shake the tree 😡 just reciting those lyrics has sent me into a feral rage GAH! 😡

    flange
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    ‘Picture that with a Kodak’….

    I’d like to tear Pitbull a new one based on that like alone. ****

    Some rapper, probably eminem

    Love is evil, spell it backwards and you will see…..

    Wtf?

    Spin
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    The lyric “As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti” in Africa by Toto. It’s not just the preposterous nature of the lyric but the way it’s shoehorned in.

    ononeorange
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    oooh there’s another one from the 1980’s I think that used to be played all the time; it was a duet between a bloke and a woman (possibly Janet Jackson) that just went on and on and on in a seemingly endless repeat and before the 10 millionth repeat of the chorus, he said “Let’s tell them one more time, Janet” …..aaaaghhhhh!

    Just thinking of it now makes me want to throw something, in an admittedly somewhat irrational manner. It was just smug and saccharine and fake!

    And breathe……

    ononeorange
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    Double post

    fd3chris
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    How about the new Coldplay one? Para para paraffin ! ! Took all of 5 mins to figure out those lyrics.

    DezB
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    Actually, just realised its not the Wild Boys chorus bit, its the bit before (or maybe after): “Wild boys something something looks like they’ll try agaiiiin”
    so effing horrendous!

    donks
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    “cookin MCs like a pound of bacon”

    Vanilla Ice……utter bobbins.

    bikebouy
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    “wherever I lay my hat, that’s my home”

    Appalling nose whining.

    MrAgreeable
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    Focus Pocus. The yodelling. Oh God. 😥

    Techno, Techno, Techno, Techno,

    petefromearth
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    I’m surprised nobody has mentioned James Blunt

    Thoroughly deserving of his rhyming slang association. Whiney ****t

    His lyrics actually make me want to punch him!

    TijuanaTaxi
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    The last god knows how long bit of Hey Jude takes some beating

    zippykona
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    IHN you are a wicked barsteward I had forgotten about that. On hearing that song for the first time I knew that I was witnessing the worst song writing EVER.
    Can I also nominate Whitney for the bit where it stops and she goes for the key change in one moment in time. Jeez I bet that’s Richard Madeleys favourite song.

    SurroundedByZulus
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    I hate the OP. They have just made me remember the worst song ever.
    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPhYAFSAIwo[/video]

    ton
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    zig a zig a zig ahh

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