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  • Whos_Daddy
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    Mario Balotelli

    -Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
    • £10,000 in parking fines.
    • Car has been impounded 27 times.
    • £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
    • Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
    • Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
    • Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
    • Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the “no touching” rule at a strip club.
    • The “bib” saga.
    • Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
    • Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say “Balotelli will see you now”
    • Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
    • Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

    • Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
    • Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
    • Whilst playing for Italy under 21’s, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
    • He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
    • Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
    • After the cup final on live TV, he says ” I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
    • Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied ” because I’m rich”
    • Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto’o take a penalty that he had earned.
    • Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
    • Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs. (NICE ONE SON)
    • Drove his car into a women’s prison because he wanted to “look around”
    • Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
    • Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy’s international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
    • Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre “hi-fiving” city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
    • Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
    • Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
    • Chanted “Rooney, Rooney” at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
    • Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn’t like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
    • Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.
    . And – filling up motorists cars for free, at the local petrol station

    Junkyard
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    yes he is spoilt, petulant, eccentric and wealthy

    Without the later he would probably be in jail….hard to see him coping in the real world of work tbh

    Isn’t he also allergic to grass?

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Now I know 32 things about someone called Mario Balotelli

    joao3v16
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    What’s a Mario Balotelli?

    Premier Icon DezB
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    It tells you up there ^^^ Dimbo.

    Premier Icon binners
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    I never thought I’d say it about a city player, but he’s great. An absolute fruit-loop of the highest order. But in a good way. He came from sod all, and had a bloody tough upbringing. Now he’s minted, he’s very prone to just randomly giving money away. He’s always at it!

    What’s not to like?

    yossarian
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    Agree 100% with Binners.

    Off his head, perfect for city

    joao3v16
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    It tells you up there ^^^ Dimbo

    Ah, he’s one of those people who chase after a ball whilst falling over unnecessarily a lot.

    If only more were as bonkers – it might make their hobby more interesting to watch.

    Premier Icon binners
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    Despite this match being one of the worst experiences of my life (I’m still traumatised by it), this was genuinely funny:

    Premier Icon glenh
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    The black guy in the blue shirt up there ^ Glenh.

    joao3v16
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    Who?

    well, apparently

    It tells you up there ^^^ Dimbo

    I bloody love him. What a guy!

    Premier Icon nedrapier
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    joao3v16 – Member
    What’s a Mario Balotelli?

    We’ve got a fancyish coffee machine at work. I prefer the “italian” blend. I don’t like the UHT milk packs. There’s a “strong” option on the coffee machine, so why not?

    More than a few football fans here, so it wasn’t long before my “strong, black italian” order was shortened to “a Balotelli”

    Premier Icon nedrapier
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    The guy next to me has a Ravinelli.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    OP never mentioned his hair loss problems

    I prefer the Crazy world of Arthur Brown

    Premier Icon DezB
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    I prefer the Crazy world of Arthur Brown

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