Started working for a new client today (gardening) after a walk round prioritising work to be done the lady of the house possibly late 50s turns to me and says I’ll showvyou where the wee wee room is , You don’t have to go now but if you need to its in here !!!!! The bloody wee wee room I’m not 4 yrs of age .

Was it a small bathroom and was she Scottish?

It’s a tough life, sometimes we have to cope with extreme British politeness.

Suck it up, you’ll be a stronger person for it!

Shit on her flower bed? Then claim ignorance

At least they’ll let you use the lav saves trying to flop it over the rim of the nettle and bramble filled compost bin. 🙂

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Bitty

What if you need to boom boom?

She was being polite.

Give it up .

If she spots me coming out of the bathroom my wife asks me if I’ve done ‘a stinky’ in there. To which I reply ‘No I haven’t done a stinky, because I’m not 4. I have been for a shit.’

Would you have preferred her to say “the pissing room” or something?

We have a wee wee room; our downstairs loo has a home urinal, ideal for male visitors.

If she spots me coming out of the bathroom my wife asks me if I’ve done ‘a stinky’ in there. To which I reply ‘No I haven’t done a stinky, because I’m not 4. I have been for a shit.’

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If she spots me coming out of the bathroom my wife asks me if I’ve done ‘a stinky’ in there. To which I reply ‘No I haven’t done a stinky, because I’m not 4. I have been for a shit.’

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I prefer to walk out wafting my hand, works a treat.

It’d probably be more effective if you washed them.

Would you have preferred her to say “the pissing room” or something?

I’d show you where the bog is, if you came to my house.

Would you have preferred her to say “the pissing room” or something?

No not at all , toilet or loo are both still polite .

My wife often asks if I have washed my hands when I exit the toilet even when other people are around, I am not a child so either stare disapprovingly at her or say I licked them.

Still doesn’t stop her asking next time

A good friend of mine (when in the pub) will say ‘I am going for a pee wee’.

I actually find it disturbing that an adult male says that to a group of other adult males in a pub.

It means no clag drops. You’ll need to come up with a more covert operation for these.

You know what to do

You know what to do.

Ahem.

Footwear that absorbent is just asking for it.

No not at all , toilet or loo are both still polite .

But they aren’t the same thing. No poops in the wee wee room

That’s true, you never poo in the wee room, unless it’s an emergency.

you never poo in the wee room

flipme have we gone all League of Gentlemen