I've started with
"Why is Beckham wearing a Medal, Which war did he fight in!" (he's always controversial eh! probably a footy medal on reflection)
"TPT - bad hat, nose better (now)" That's Tara Palmer Tompkinson btw.
Good luck to 'em both. I'm enjoying this. I feel my female side coming out.
Where's Boris.... hold on there he is.. he is good. He has bought them a Tandem. What a star.

