My 2 year old calls the composter "the Nonce".

… easy mistake to make.

My lad used to think that the bad man in Robin Hood was the Chef of Nottingham

I took my g/f to Brighton the other weekend. While walking around the Laines, we passed a tattoo parlour just as a young girl of about five and her father walked past. The child was pointing quite curiously at the shop and the people milling around outside.

"No, you can't have one" explained her father patiently "Those ones don't come off in the bath".

Changing my sons nappy yet again – "Why do you do so many poos Sam?"

"Because I have a very strong bottom"

when my daughter was 6 i was called to speak to her teacher about why i was a racist . when daughter was asked about she said, well you are always racing .