THE Swinley super-sexual super-fun all-welcoming December FUN RIDE![/u]
OK here goes, I’ve broken it up into sections to try and answer as many questions in advance as possible.
WHATS THE BIG IDEA?
Who wants to join us for a chilled not so serious not too fast ride? A ride that is completely devoid of mad skilz, big air and judgement, an afternoon of getting muddy in Swinley…
Conversation and pace will be set by the slowest person so please dont worry about not keeping up with the mentalists, this should be an afternoon with lots of little stops and no pressure to be amazing.
If that sounds like your idea of fun, then it would be a pleasure to have you along.
WHERE AND WHEN?[/u]
The plan is to meet at 11:30 – 11:40am on Sunday 5th December in the LookOut carpark for fettling, pumping up tyres, admiring my pyjamas and then setting off to ride at 12o-clock lunchtime.
It is worth emphasising that it is sensible to allow plenty of time to park and, if needs be, use the Coral Reef car park which is across the road from the entrance to the LookOut.
A webpage with the LookOut address details (on the right of the map), map and directions is available HERE.
ARE THERE ANY RULES?[/u]
Rules? Wouldn’t that ruin the spirit of such a friendly chilled ride? Well yes it would if it was all taken too seriously, however there are some pointers that are worth getting out of the way now, fingers crossed they don’t come across as super-strict rules.. more pieces of advice to make your ride and everyone else’s that little bit more enjoyable.
1) Bring your own spares,
2) Bring your own camelback/water, (fill it with hot water if the temperature is below freezing and you want it to be functional!),
3) Wear a helmet if you’ve got one or do your own risk assessment and dont,
4) Bring your own mid-ride snacks, dont want any “bonking” now do we 😉
5) Route will be decided upon the day but may involve heading towards the labyrinth etc first as its one of the further points from the car-park and good fun.
6) If LOTS of people turn up, we will break into groups of around 12-15, otherwise we can all pootle off together.
7) In the spirit of a beginners/gentle/nothing-too-serious-ride I will be wearing full on downhill pyjamas..I will ride a carrera from halfords and I will make sure any bike snobs out there will be mortally offended by my blatant disregard for the unwritten rules of MTB… so if anyone is worrying about what they ride or their choice of lycra, relax as you wont be judged!
8 ) We ride at the pace of the slowest rider, or we ride at our own pace and wait at the top of the next hill/section/junction for others to catch up.
9) No pressure on anyone to do things they are not happy with as it’s all about having fun! Walking certain sections/hills will not be frowned upon.
Drink/nicotine/funny smelling cigarettes disclaimer:
I dont really feel the need to tell people to be considerate, so I’ll just say that people are people and will do what they want, but in the spirit of a super-welcoming-ride if people do want to smoke/drink/turn up naked then I’d respectfully ask that people are considerate of those that might be put out by it, and for non-smokers to not make the poor nicotine starved feel guilty with disapproving looks etc.
WHO’S GOING TO LEAD THE WAY?[/u]
Torminalis –
Don’t worry old chap, I know Swinley like the back of me hand.
I will be sure to show you the death bowl, the alligator drop, the tank run, the Golden Retriever and best of all, the white knuckle waterfall… underwater mtb’ing at its best. All connected up by brief trips in helicopter ambulances. It is going to be truly awesome.
😆
DOESN’T SWINLEY REQUIRE A PERMIT TO RIDE?[/u]
Why yes it does, you can buy one on the day or alternatively you can buy in advance online…. link to purchase day permit:
CLICK HERE
WHATS THE PLAN FOR FOOD? I’M HUNGRY, MAKE ME A PIE!![/u]
Those who survive the afternoon are all invited to a post ride feast in the cafe around start of dusk.
Seating is outside so maybe throw an extra layer in your car for when we get back, and feel free to bring your own snacks and drinks for the feast if you want to save money or treat the group to your own flapjack/cake creations.
SO, ARE YOU UP FOR IT?[/u]
If you’re planning on joining in then register your interest on this thread, I will give out my mobile number to those requesting it via email nearer the time.
If anyone wants to bring their helmet cams and DSLRs to record this magical event… awesome!
This is going to be fun 😀
DISCLAIMER:
As this ride is simply a casual ride organised by a group of friends based in a magical digital world, we are not members of any association or federation and therefore are not covered by any insurance.
By the very nature of the sport all-terrain biking does have a degree of RISK and we ask all those who join us to take this into consideration .
I cannot accept any liability or responsibility for any incidents which may occur during this ride and suggest that those who are new to the sport ensure they are prepared for the inevitable, puncture, mechanical,rain shower and odd tumble or two.
It is recommended that your mobile phone has an entry titled “EMERGENCY” or “ICE” (In Case of Emergency) with a contact number of someone you’d like contacted if something goes wrong… which we hope we will never have to use.