I’ll go first.

9 months.

No ban.

One less than enough games for him to miss the rest of the WC. So if they make it to the final he’ll still be able to play.

1 match

1 year ban… From world cup matches… Stating one month after the end of this world cup.
His club will basically ignore it by asking him to attend a couple of anger management sessions without any kind of follow up or assessment.

Om nom nom.

Guy is hungry of course.

Give him a sandwich before a match.

*Sucks teeth*

Oh, wait.

Initially 1 year from all matches. Reduced to 6 months after an appeal.

Nothing, the marketeers are already having a mare.

Life ban.

He clearly has no place in sport at any level.

But it won’t happen, mores the pity!

He’ll get off as they’ll say the TV pictures are inconclusive. Unless a snapper behind the goal got a good picture of it.

Interesting pics…

Go and try and bite someone on the shoulder and leave teeth marks like that. I’m not convinced.

Go and try and bite someone on the shoulder and leave teeth marks like that. I’m not convinced.

Pop round – I’m feeling peckish..

well he’s got his own ‘top ten’ of controversies, so **** knows!

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/apr/21/luis-suarez-biting-controversy-timeline

Looks like a scattering of moles to me, if Suarez got those teeth into a shoulder there would be a massive chunk removed.

I honestly think he went do the whole push your head in fake headbutt thing, but because his teeth are so pronounced they made contact first.

Don’t think it was a bite, but his previous will probably do for him.

He was so hungry, he couldn’t wait for the post-match Italian

I’ll get my coat…..

Ban will be 3 international games ‘cos FIFA are corrupt as can be

Go and try and bite someone on the shoulder and leave teeth marks like that. I’m not convinced.

There is a TV angle that removes 99% of the doubt IMO.

Also, can you explain why The delayed reaction (i.e grabbing his teeth) when the Italian swings his shoulder across?
from the angles I’ve seen the Italians shoulder does not connect with Suarez’s jaw (mores the pity) so why react as tho he’d been hit in the teeth? If it was a normal ‘I’ve just been hit’ he’d presumably just clutched at his face (being a footballer, an all)

Why hasn’t anyone got to the root of his problem?
Wisdom would predict he definitely needs to incise his aggression.

Strange how he marked the skin but not the shirt?

Strange how he marked the skin but not the shirt?

Not really, what were you expecting him to do to the shirt?

^ Try biting a hole in a shirt. Even with Suarez’s dentition I don’t think youi can.

Dunno, Go through it I guess? Hardly the most robust of garments Shirley?

*tests theory by biting arm through shirt*

As you were….

It was acci-dental

He’s enamelman.

IGMC

Strange how he marked the skin but not the shirt?

A conspiracy!

Should be made to wear one of these

And made to play for the dippers for the rest of his career – a harsh punishment 😉

Even Norman ‘Bites yer legs’ Hunter knew where to draw the line.

Shame he didn’t bite him and the other guy swung round and smacked him so hard, they needed a pot to put his teeth into. Fifa are a waste of space and Suarez has everyone wrapped round his canine. So a slap wrist, not enough evidence etc etc.

Back to the op, 3 games, back in time for the final, where he’ll score the winning goal.

The cheating, racist, smug ****.

where he’ll score the winning goal.

…with his teeth 😀

Probably just wiped 50 million off his value – Brendan Rodgers is probably mildly annoyed.

Brendan Rodgers is probably mildly annoyed

Flurious, I bet.

Should reduce the summer transfer interest then 🙂

Last one was 10 games for the premiership so even Half that would be a ticket home, I would bet 5 games

FIFA will fudge the whole issue on a spurious technicality and imo…No action will be taken till after the final.
When Tony Blair heard about a Suarez Crisis he wanted to send the troops in. 😈

Looks exactly like a bite mark and not like a scattering of moles .

Couple of brown envelopes and the ban will go to someone else.