^^^this

+1

The only way to shave is using your great-grandpa’s old carving knife, balls deep in a hollowed out woodpile, wearing a tweed hat and Hunter wellington boots.

Strangest. Boner.

Dez, that was last year.

Le Chameau wellies really bring the shave alive.

We’re still butt nekkid neck to knees though, right?

I am, honey-pie

A portable titanium flue woodburner of course.

29er specific foam grips.

Strictly mince-core, you rarely see them airborne in the car park.

If a gentle tap with the end of the tweezers won’t shift it, you’ll need a blowtorch and a lumphammer. It’s much easier if you cut it in half before fitting it next time.

I am, honey-pie

Me too sweet-cheeks, tweed hat and Le Chameau notwithstanding.

I hate women.

round, black ones

Since asking a few questions on STW ,my life is now stylish and complete.
I feel I have completely MTFUped

don’t buy an apple, buy [insert name of other product here]

don’t buy an [insert name of product here] buy an apple

and repeat,
and repeat,
and repeat,
and repeat….

I have no useful contribution to make

your patio needs cleaning

Well I set off with 30 mins spare anyway so I don’t need to overtake anyone, besides my generic diesel estate gets 55mpg plus when I stick below fifty.

It could’ve been a child’s face.

Cat AIDs.

What would TJ say?

Linux/Ubuntu

Merkur

Stop asking on here and see a proper doctor.

Double Facepalm

You should have been at the Big Bike Bash

winter (car) tyres

What do you mean you have tubes/more than one chainring/25.4mm handlebar/stem longer than 70mm/bottle cages, you retro freak! (delete as appropriate)

Bikediscount.de

It’s cheaper to take the train.

West highland white terrier.

Filing cabinet.

High rollers.

B5 vw passat 1.9pd estate.

I struggle with long sentences.

Thread closed, already been done here.

“DADTRACKWORLD”

“It’s alrite mate, we love you.”

I N R A T S

This thread is definitely missing something…

…ah, that’s better