Was monkey jnr's 3rd birthday yesterday so we were sat in the garden blowing up balloons. A couple went bang - as they do. Two mins later the woman looking after our neighbour's house (while they're on hols) came over and said "Do you mind not bursting any more balloons as it's upsetting the dog. He doesn't like bangs."
I really had to bite my tongue. Kept it curt but sweet instead.
Any stupid people said any stupid things to you lately?