Looking through he "Visitor's Book" in our excellent holiday cottage I am amazed at the things people choose to moan about in writing to the owner.
No casserole lid.
No free issue foil or cling film.
Couldn't work out how to use the oven.
and my favourite...
No gravy boat.
I don't like the guy in the adjacent parking bay's Range Rover. I shall have a whinge about it at the end of the holiday.