Ah, the jubilee. A right royal knee’s up and gawd bless em Guvnor.

But, it’s missing something…

Makes me proud to be British.

Erm…

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/security-for-the-royal-pageant

But only because I’m pissed at my posting it late last night on the Proud to be British thread” being overlooked 😆

Sorry DD, I haven’t looked at that thread in it’s entirety, full of too many half-wits claiming that you can only be proud to be British if you support the Monarchy.

If this doesn’t blow up in the guvvermint’s face this week…

You miserable lefties love stirring it – don’t you ?

Why always focus on the negative and never on the positive ?

Leaders’ wives dress for the occasion as they attend thanksgiving service at St Paul’s Cathedral on final day of Jubilee celebrations

“Samantha Cameron opts for sophisticated Paul Smith ensemble”

Isn’t that a joy to behold ?

“Samantha Cameron opts for sophisticated Paul Smith ensemble”

“Woman wears British designed dress to public church service”

I suppose if you want to make something of it, crack on Gok _lynch 😕

You would have thought that someone with Gideon’s breeding would carry off a morning suit a bit better than that. He looks a right piece of shit. Obviously too much coke and too many whores last night. As for his wife’s efforts…FLATS??? Oh, the horror.

Hague’s carrying off the attire particularly well…anyone would think he’s gay, he dresses that well. Ffion’s shoes though, bad choice there.

And and back OT…

…from STW’s favourite, twitter…

Chief Exec of Tomorrow’s People, the charity that placed the unpaid stewards at Jubilee pageant is Tory peer Baroness Stedman-Scott.

Ffion’s shoes though, bad choice there.

Tell me about it. And it might have helped if her clutch bag matched.

Clearly, you have a sharper eye for fashion faux pas than me ernesto.

I am impressed with Miriam Gonzales though – the very picture of elegance, though Nick appears to be a little over-suited in that number – clearly he needs to change his tailor.

Is that a tattoo on SamCam’s inner cankle?

EDIT: Indeed it is…she’s just one of us after all.

EDIT: Indeed it is…she’s just one of us after all.

if you mean that she gets vigorously **** by david cameron on a regular basis then i agree, she is indeed one of us after all.

Trust you to drag it into the gutter tm. 🙂

you crossed it over, i merely nodded it in 8)

I just want to express my deep appreciation for this thread- sterling work.

Headline news:

Duke of Edinburgh dies from complications after bladder infection caused by dirty catheter.

(Elderly men are routinely catheterised during long ceremonies so as to avoid the need to nip off for a tinkle)