It’s red, it’s flashing, it says do not press… but all I want to do is go out riding my bike… everything else is feeling like an inconvenience.

mtfu?

only cure is to sell me your bike, but swap the forks for some of equal quality that lock-out please.

DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON

😀 at Harry!

Press it, what could possibly go wrong?

Meanwhile, in the darkest northern wastelands, a hunched up figure in an office broom cupboard is working up a papier mache resemblance of camo 16, inspired by recent viewing of Escape from Alcatraz. Project is still in its infancy, but it’s already damn good-looking… Susan the Commencal waits in the underground carpark…

Press this button instead

I want a cottage with a view, I want to walk, cycle and run, have interesting fabric designs to work on, and good foraging nearby, all with my missus.

thanks. Lots of luv Emsz. (At desk, bored out of my mind)

Press the button once it flashes in anger. It’s trying to tell you something.

Go ride your bike then! Better yet, ride up to see me and cheer me up as i’ve been having a rubbish time of it lately 😥

Wait, finish your work so you earn cash for bike goodies and then go ride.

Unemployed=less money=5 year old bike kit ect.