Stop at a red light even when there is no danger.

… and also unclip and put foot on floor. No trackstanding!

Track standing just makes you look like you’ve got Parkinson’s! It’s never impressed anyone, EVER!

Pfft, have you ever tried to get a roast chicken into a basque? It’s harder than it looks.

*spits drink on screen*

at grass roots level I would prescribe a bit of good natured piss-taking..

Binners cant track stand neh neh neh neh neh

lets see if it works Yunki

Serve a roast dinner to me whilst wearing lingerie?

I like it. Please, run with the idea.

Thanks guys, really…

You don’t like swinging balls?

There was me thinking all women are like my previous girlfriends and like being tea bagged.

She enjoyed it when she was asleep. That’s a perceptive woman. You leave hairs on her nose?

listening and trying to understand

The first reply said all that needs to be said as far as I’m concerned.

I’ll just check that nobody’s watching….ok….go.