This is what you get when you cross a Jelly Baby and a Jelly Snake, after much beer is consumed!

What do you get up to then?

Looks like a flabby lady “button” that’s fallen off.

Dude behind looks post coital!

Is it a scene from “Alien”?

More importantly, why do you take lube to the pub 😯

The dude behind is Parkedtiger!!!!

The lube is midge repellant!!!!!

The lube is midge repellant!!!!!

Phew 🙂

As well?

I question your choice of partner if you need lube AND insect repellent.

very sedate up my end
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rocketdog/3695498636/

Minge repellant more like!

*Update* – The Jelly Man and I have decided to move in together. I know I know…it’s a big step so soon in our relationship, but with our shared love of cola bottles and midget gems, we think it’s the right thing to do.

As soon as my divorce comes through, we’ll book the civil ceremony and you’re all invited. Fingers crossed, we’ll soon be hearing the pitter patter of tiny jelly baby feet.

I wish you well PT, but take it slow!!!!! 😀