I have a craving for…

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Dirty.

Pie chips and a pint.

pie barm.

Harry the Spider nails it first post.
All it needs is a fritter on the roll and some broon sauce.

Excellent choice of beverage. Vintage!

Dirty boy!

Anything from here…

Filthy.

The ultimate perversion. A large doner at lunchtime, while sober.

Chilli sauce? 😀

“Jason Donervan” Brilliant! 😆

oh god, having flashbacks to Jason’s Donervan from my nights at the Lounge. M&Ms up whiteladies was better.

Sushi FTW.

My dirty lunch of choice. Even gets written on the shopping list as ‘dirty food’ by Zoe.

bikebouy – Member

Sushi FTW.

Have a word with yourself FFS! 😕

Slushie

FTFY

Chips, battered sausage and curry sauce

Erm.. Sushi to you lot would be “dirty” 😆

bikebouy – Member

Erm.. Sushi to you lot would be “dirty”

So you haven’t seen what binners does with fish then, have you.

Ain’t you the lucky one.
😯

Haggis Supper…lots of brown sauce and a tin of Irn Bru.

Haggis Supper…lots of brown sauce

a round one though…not a long one.

This post comes to you live from KFC on the A40 just outside Ross on Wye.
My lunch does not incorporate any vegetables. I win.

A Zinger tower burger I hope?

served alongside

I have forsaken my usual ZTB in place of 3 pieces of fatty poultry protein.

Am I the only one who while eating KFC isn’t always 100% confident exactly which part of the bird I’m putting in my mouth?

Am I the only one who while eating KFC isn’t always 100% confident exactly which part of the bird I’m putting in my mouth?

Rather like a drunken one night stand?

A Zinger tower burger I hope?

🙄
2 “non-tower” zingers for the discerning diner
even my 2 daughters know this

Now that I have decontaminated my hands with 3x sheets of lemon-scented bog roll it’s time to waddle back to the motorbike and see whether Al “pickled hedgehog” Leigh is at home…

*buuuerrreereepppppppp*

So you haven’t seen what binners does with fish then, have you.

Middle of Skate anyone?

Am I the only one who while eating KFC isn’t always 100% confident exactly which part of the bird I’m putting in my mouth?

Or indeed which particular type of bird in the first place.

Zinger tower box meal is frankly a “culinary” masterpiece. However my post race meal of choice has to be a large big mac meal with 5 chicken selects on the side.

Absolute filth.

WT actual F is that?

Any dirty pizza from here:

Yes you read correctly: 20 inch pizza £9.99

“Mexican” burger with nachos in melted cheese, jalapeños and chili jam. £3 from the Local Sarnie Shop. Full of WIN today.

retro83, yeah, but don’t forget ‘West End Foods’ just down from there, where you can buy a huge variety of different foodstuffs, but all the same shade of orange 😯

Chips, fish, sausages, chicken, pies, kebabs, etc – all orange. Unfortunately this also happens to be on the route back from the beer festival 😳

That Mexican burger doesn’t look even remotely dirty. I’d eat that without an ounce of regret!

Bit of a poor excuse of a burger that.

Zinger tower box meal is frankly a “culinary” masterpiece. However my post race meal of choice has to be a large big mac meal with 5 chicken selects on the side.

May I point sir in the direction of the mozzerella dippers chaser…

Craving a burger now. Luckily it’s tea out tonight so I may have one of these.

Donner kebab is disgusting. Tastes of grease and regret.

A big selection of bakes from greggs would be my choice. I love the chicken ones and the sausage and bean if they still do that. Washed down with irn bru.

I’m very suspicious of “exotic” burgers since the time I was in the Courthouse in Peebles and ordered the “Fork in Hell” Burger. 👿
The description on the menu sounded quite tasty.
In retrospect, with the name and the amount of times the words Ghost and Chilli were mentioned I should have seen it coming…. 😳

Work’s more or less over a Burrito bar.