If they'd surveyed all my past lovers, the percentage would have been a lot higher...
If they'd surveyed all my past lovers, the percentage would have been a lot higher...
Not tricky for (gay) blokes to fake it, to quote Joan Rivers "... just spit on his back".
it also says 10% of men admit to paying for prostitutes
I expect they get quite cross if you don't.
Women think they're smart because they can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
Where as men fake a whole relationship for the sake of orgasm........
the report also says women are are lot keener on sex than is commonly thought...
is that "commonly thought" by men?
Rachel
is that "commonly thought" by men?
good point
though I commonly think they're all gagging for me despite ample evidence to the contrary
I think it's commonly thought by a group of men who sadly still can't actually relate to women in a normal way, and who's only meaningful relationship with a women (their mother) has sort of clouded every single one further down the line...
Those sorts of men still think like that, yeah...
Vaguely interesting report and no doubt stimulating and informative for the OP........
Reminds me of the old chestnut -
Her ....What's taking you so long?
Him.....I can't think of anyone
Could apply to either gender I suppose !
Sorry, but I don't agree a woman can fake an orgasm, well other than to be obviously completely fake. It's not about noises afterall. But then I don't (and never have) sleep with women I don't know
And this isn't a 'hey, I ALWAYS satisfy the ladies' post, sometimes you do, sometimes you don't, but it's sad life if they have to pretend they did and they didn't...speaks volumes about the whole relationship. Swings and roundabouts, sometimes I'll not feel like it but just make sure the young lady (affectionate term, deoesn't have to be 'young') has some fun.
As for prostitutes, maybe I'm off a different planet, but I never really got the point. That's just physical surely, and it it's just physical someone wants, well DIY isn't it?
sometimes you do, sometimes you don't
I just keep on trying different things till they come
Perhaps I only sleep with women who are easily pleased.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think we care!
sfb- you could be wanking right now!
Ushers 10 year old daughter, keen mountainbiker, away from the PC............
orgasm gap
come again!!
being such an expert. lay down some skillz.......
being such an expert. lay down some skillz......
it's all about using your imagination
I've just remembered 3 occasions, with the same woman, where nothing worked. The 2nd time I quizzed her and discovered she was on antidepressants, so I told her to stop and 2 weeks later she was coming like a rocket
They had the same effect on me when I was taking them
sfb - seriously, this isn't newsgroups.alt.sex.details you know....
allthegear - Memberis that "commonly thought" by men?
No, that's 'commonly thought' as in 'women like to make men believe'. Although there is the whole 'if a woman admits she likes sex she's a slapper' issue to get over, I still don't get why a girl I'm with can't just say "I'm feeling distinctly frisky, come get some"*. Or, sufficiently few do so that those who do seem a little unusual.
*- I paraphrase, obviously. Although wouldn't that be a cool come to bed line?!
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This is the most bizarre thread to date since I've been hanging around here. You lot need to get a hobby. Have any of you ever tried mountain biking as a form of riding?
Have any of you ever tried mountain biking as a form of riding?
in between riding one's mind wanders to other forms of entertainment
I reckon the number of men faking is pretty high too. I know I have a few times. Some girls just don't....inspire. I don't know if it's been to meet some expectation or just natural but some bedroom activities I've been party to really aren't stimulating for me. Best practise has been to pretend it's all over and give a hug.
Here's a tip for the ladies. Little samuri is packed full of sensitive nerves. If you start biting or hitting him, he's most likely going to try and get away.
"Oooh that was great, you're amazing, goodnight."
What's that photo of Russell Brand doing on here?
It takes a lot of practice to make women orgasm.
An impossible task ...
It takes a lot of practice to make women orgasm.
but it's fun practicing - and I've been doing it a long time
An impossible task
I disagree - certainly compared to my ex-wife most women are ridiculously easy to please!
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