Why do my ears feels the need to sprout whiskers?

Why do my eyebrows seek to compete with the hair on the top of my head?

What terrible fate will befall my nose if it fails to grow a veritble forest of fluff?

Why the hair growth in unwanted places????

I have a horrible mental image of hairy cheese 🙁

Why the hair growth in unwanted places????

Makes you sexier as your age makes you less attractive to the laydees. Everyone knows they appreciate a bit of fur.

Its god messing with you as you out-lived his original lifespan of 30 odd years.

You may need a Wax.. Ask a Wiminz how to and where to..

Have you seen the amount of Gent Grooming products around? I went into Boots the other day to buy Xmas pressies and walked out with yet another ferkin beard/stubble trimmer.. 🙄

I’ve started having to groom my back 🙁

“Intelligent design”, apparently…

I wish it would stop growing on/in my ears, up my nose, over my back & start bloody well growing on the rapidly expanding bald spot on my head!

When you are young you wish for fewer grey hairs.
When you are old you wish for more.

While we’re on the subject, what’s with the extra long white hairs which appear to sprout out of your nostrils overnight once you get past 35.

Or is that just me?

You don’t get more hairy.It simply migrates from where you do want it,to where you don’t.

It’s just the decay setting in.

I’m going to backcomb my increasing body hair to make a quiff over my bald spot. Well I say spot, what I really mean is ‘head’

I pluck the nasal hairs. Hurts like hell and makes the eyes water but it keeps me looking young.

stumpy01 – Member
I wish it would stop growing on/in my ears, up my nose, over my back & start bloody well growing on the rapidly expanding bald spot on my head!

andrewh – Member
When you are young you wish for fewer grey hairs.
When you are old you wish for more.

I can relate to both of those comments. 🙁
Well, apart from my back, most of my body has always been remarkably hair-free! I tend to wear a hat a lot more these days.

your body is dying, ceasing to regenerate, shutting down.. to survive this process you need extra hair for warmth as you slow down and become less able and function with increasingly less efficiency..

it is the beginning of the end.. the journey is nearly over for you now

soon death’s kind murmur will reach you as a whisper on the breeze..

good times 😐