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The murky world of online dating..
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h4muf:
Single mid 30's bike nut from notts/derby border here.
Male,i should add
I think at this point, the being male bit is a mere technicality for TSY.
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the being male bit is a mere technicality...
Could this be the next role of the dice?
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Another Plenty of Fish-er here. Been on and off for about 6months. Started seeing someone over new year so had a break from it all, been back on a week and there's stacks of new, keen to meet you ladies on, lined up a couple of dates for next week with two lovely sorts. Had a fair few message from a few cougars too.. yum!
If you've never done it give it a go but don't get too involved in it all, don't sit checking your inbox every 10mins. It's good fun and my workmates etc all know I'm on and thery're jealous as hell.Posted 1 year ago # -
That sounds like it could be a good convent, might need to work on the acronym a bit though.
Replace the nun's habits with lycra as i don't fancy wearing that. I was all motivated to do some press ups after my ride, but finished at the car instead of the flat so wasn't doing press ups with people in their cars looking at me
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Okay, black and white lycra habits it is...
I'm loving the idea of you busting out some press ups after your ride, feet raised in the boot of your car!! I've just been bouldering as a rest day for the first time in years... office hands let me down a bit.
Right, what's wrong with the Spiritual Enlightenment Through The Excessive Exercise Convent aka Settee Convent...
We'll draw in portly couch potatoes and send them out lean in lycra, this is the aim of our church, no?
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Heh
I'm going to put my feet on the bosu ball or powerplate on monday, i'll report back with progress/pain. I did 60miles in the sun today, could have done with far less layers on/support team from the convent to carry my layers 
Actually settee convent could work. Can we also have big comfy sofas too? I'm sure we'll have members queuing up to join!
Bouldering is good, not been for a few years now...but with our convent there will be time for me to do everything i want to, yay!
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Oh the convent will have a bouldering route around the entire place.
The highest level of enlightenment will only be accessible via a difficult climb!
60miles... on or off road?... and sun? It's been pissing it down all day here, hence the climbing!
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I want to move in now!
60miles on road averaging 15mph with some sprint sessions thrown in for fun/feeling the burn in my legs, didn't make it to the 25mph sprint that i wanted though
It was a gorgeous day up here (for once) blue sky and warm sun, could've done without the winter tights and overshoes. Maybe the convent can be moved to wherever the weather is nicest?
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Maybe the convent can be moved to wherever the weather is nicest?
Bahamas then.
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Jamie might be onto something there!
I'm doing LEJOG in a couple of months time... I'll see if I can find a sutiable location on route. If not Bahamas it is... are there mountains there? How about Reunion Island?
I'm sensing that being deities for this new religious order could end up being hard work. Are followers can be dieties though
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... are there mountains there?
...don't think so. Maybe Spain then.
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nah, I reckon Reunion Island... they do one of the Mega series there IIRC, and we can have vows of surfing.
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I have been doing some yoga, my back hurts after using the drops
There needs to be hills, i'm a climber. *packs bags*
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Could this be the next role of the dice?
hed id in the book iirc the entire chapter of the event consisted of the words
"it hurt"
HTHPosted 1 year ago # -
Well sod that then Junky!
Dirtygirl and I are starting a new religion anyhow.
DirtyG - I think we need to recruit a chief masseuse...
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Ooh yes. But not for the followers - they must work for enlightenment
Any suggestions?
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I'll work for any lightenment.
Having been chief masseur/molester for the Minx girls pair at the puffer, my hands are well capable of all soothing duties.
HTH
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Hey Kaesae, why the ninja edit?
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Yeah c'mon Kaesae... sort it out.
DirtyG - I'm guessing that with all the exercise that you do you're also smoking hot. Massaging us, 'the holy ones' will be a privilege bestowed upon the most dedicated followers.
Sharki is setting a shining example to others at the moment. Goodwork child, Yeti bless you.
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Yeah c'mon Kaesae... sort it out.
Indeed.
Oh looky here:
kaesae :
Online dating? men dressed up as women, with the catch phrase, what's my purpose, you represent the **** weirdo society.
Women dressed up as god only knows what, if you're three feet across don't stand in the **** door way with your ass rubbing on each frame, stand next to an elephant at the zoo, smoke and mirrors you stupid shite factory!
As for it being fashionable to dress like a kerb crawler from the 1970's WTF is with all the make up and creepy, scary finger nails. If your trying that hard to change the way you look, chances are your an ugly baboons ass face.
None of that is meant to be serious and I apologise if I have offended any fat, ugly, tarted up, slappers!
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Hahahaaa, hahahaaa!
Kaesae, you get to sit at the head table for that! Genius!
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my back hurts after using the drops
Might want to think about some narrower bars then.On-line dating is a lottery, but can't fault it for meeting people. Definitely one way to cast a wider net, but getting bored and frustrated with it. Might take it out on the turbo for an hour or so.
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I missed the original post before the edit
I'm liking this religion more and more. *puts legs up awaiting massage*
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DirtyG use your power...
PeteG55, don't just offer the advice... go an get those blimmin bars! Jeez!
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At this time of night? Where from? It'd probably help if I knew what width bars Ms.DirtyG had already too.
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Pfft, pfft, pfft...
*shoos pete away with disimissive wave of hand*
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sorry oh holy one, forgive me
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I've got 32s. It's not the width, it's the depth, so shallow 32s please. And some new wheels as well please, some bling racing ones to make me win the apr,
Oh and it's miss, not ms. Drop and give me 50 press ups for that error
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... 37....38....39.... wait a minute....
I'm holier than thou, but you seem to be taking to your role very well, I feel the church will be safe in your hands should anything happen to me.
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I got thrown off an internet dating site at the question stage. Apparently my c0*k is not an acceptable answer to 'what I would like to see most in a girl?'
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Well I won't bug up Internet dating as it is like pulling teeth......however I have now met someone whose lovely, smiley, chatty, good-looking and very funny! I am going to see him again as well which will be a shock for those that know me lol!
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I meant big up......I hate touch screens!!
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