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  • The murky world of online dating..
  • restless
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    yey you’re tempting me 😆
    you might see me on there soon. what’s the best site???

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Restless… if you’re a bloke I very much doubt you’ll appear in my searches!

    Plenty of Fish… free, loads of members.

    restless
    Free Member

    i’m a girl

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Oh reaaallly… *smooths eyebrows down*… how you doing? 8)

    restless
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    cool 😆 i’m good, been out tonight for my mates birthday, so nice and floaty 😛

    hughjardon
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    I feel like a voyuer, should we all go and buy hats?

    gavtheoldskater
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    Hey, whats up with 45? I’m 45 today. I’ve a few nice bikes. Like fitness but do not obsess. Know how to get to afan. Like cake. Like whisky. Can quote pretty poetry. Can cook. can fully spanner a bike and build wheels. I’m bl**dy perfect except that is i’m straight as and besides fully taken (according to the wife).

    But if i were you i’d go with the salsa club angle. Top tip i reckon.

    restless
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    i couldn’t do salsa. no way!

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Yeah, you’re a skater boy though… not my type.

    So restless… where are you based?… and ‘do you?’

    restless
    Free Member

    do i what? sorry to sound thick but i don’t know what you mean?!
    i’m in nottingham by the way 😆

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Sorry, I don’t even know… it’s the initiation for another forum.

    Nottingham, oh shucks, I’m from the Southern 🙁

    TheSanityAssassin
    Full Member

    Nottingham eh? I’m on PoF and keep getting checked out by the laydees of Nottnum.

    Oh, and TSY, ‘do you’ is for over the road fella, not here!

    restless
    Free Member

    Gathered that from your name!
    oh well 🙁

    TheSouthernYeti
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    *sets search parameters for Nottingham*

    Seriously though… I wouldn’t want to date me, if I knew I was the Southern Yeti!

    hughjardon
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    TSY get in your car, you could be in Nottingham by 3.00

    restless, leave a key under the flower pot

    They don’t call me cupid for nothing!

    restless
    Free Member

    it’s nice here 8)

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I can make it to Leicester Forest East in 1hr 5mins… how far is it from there? 😆

    Hugh… you want me or restless to wear the headcam?

    _tom_
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    About an hour.

    hughjardon
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    An hour!

    What’s that walking?

    restless
    Free Member

    about half an hour from there 😀

    TheSouthernYeti
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    So hugh was right in the first place… you’re a bright bloke.

    hughjardon
    Free Member

    bit less than that if you knew restless was waiting up for ya 😀

    restless
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    😉

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Getting to LFE from where I live in that time is pretty illegal… even more so when you add on the fact I’m at least double the drink drive limit….

    But this is romantic… right?

    Can someone lend me a headcam?

    hughjardon
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    TSY, Im in Wiltshire, sober, i’ll pick you up on the way and bring the camcorder, we can get some flowers on the way from the 24hr garage.

    Now that’s romantic?

    sweez
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    POF you may meet a plumber or 2 on there, they lie about their age, only converse via email and text, eventually meetup, and even though they are in their late 40’s they dump you by email!! bitter yes, give a s**t no, just warning others out there

    restless
    Free Member

    flowers from the garage, yeay 😀
    see yoo soon 😉

    TheSouthernYeti
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    This plan is awesome… although… you could just cut me out of the deal.

    Restless – I have a birthmark the shape of Slimer from the Ghostbusters on my left buttock!

    Ha now you can’t!

    restless
    Free Member

    what a bizarre birthmark, ha ha
    see you another time then 😥 8)

    hughjardon
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    TSY i was going to drop you off then go to that awsome titty bar on that industrial estate in Nottingham (didn’t catch the name last time @ 4.30am)

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Cool, see you in a bit my post code is OX 1M EZ…

    The birthmark was a cunning ruse to make sure I wasn’t sharked out of this… my bottom is unblemished.

    restless
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    😮 don’t quite understand what you’re on about, but may see your botty one day to prove it 😛

    sharki
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    It’s 2am and my senses detected the sweet smell of a female.

    So hello Restless, there’ll be no slicking back the eyebrows and smooth talking from me.

    I’m single, free, handsome and fit.

    Also i’m mentally unstable and feral, so unless you’re ready for a life of foraging and a wild life, all the best with the search..

    Or my e-mail is in my profile if you’e totally loopy. 😀

    restless
    Free Member

    it’s nearly 2.30 and i’m off to bed , good night 😕

    Kit
    Free Member

    On so many levels…

    Kevevs
    Free Member

    lol.

    skinnysteel
    Free Member

    A wonderful thread.

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    [Quote]STW is the best dating site i’ve ever used. No subscription either.[/quote]
    +1

    I had about 12 months of internet dating, 1st dates are very addictive and easy after the first few as you build up a script that seemed to go very well 😉 but I was more interested in the thrill and buzz of the first date than the hassle of a second, shame really as some of the girls were really nice…happy now with 5 bikes and no standing order at the chemist for condoms

    Jamie
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    What the bloody hell happened here last night? I am off to play badminton in my tightie whiteys and I expect a full report of the nights murky goings on.

    It’s like STW is a lovely viewpoint by the side of the road where you can see all of nature falling away in majestic splendour…..

    …..and then at night it is a dogging spot.

    … and ‘do you?’

    Rookie mistake.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    restless – I’m really sorrry, 7 hours I’ve been stood out on the side of the A420 waiting for Hugh, I’m cold, tired, wet through and almost completely sober. I’m going to bed.

    It’s at times like this I take solace in Shakespere, who said… ‘the course of true love never did run smooth’.

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