Me: “I’ve bought a new bike, it’s a 2nd 29er”
Him: “I know, I pointed it out to you and told you to buy it. The forks are heavy, it could do with upgraded forks… and maybe better wheels”.
Me: “I bought purple pedals and grips to match the decals”.
Him: “…”
Me: “Also, can’t replace the forks because they’ve got purple decals on and match the frame nicely.”
Him: “…can I have a Santa Cruz Tallboy?”
Me: “Yeah, OK.”