Mates Mother in law. Andy is that a new hang glider in the garage
Andy. No
MMIL Are you sure, it looks longer than before
Andy , No, it’s the same
MMIL Ohhh it must be me then
Andy Mmmmmm
MMIL unzips the bag, oh Andy your glider has changed colour……
I picked up Andy for a two week holiday in St Andre and we are just about to depart when his most favourite person in the world pulls up. MIL doesn’t know we’re off for two weeks, wants a chat with Andy who promptly suggests that they talk soon.
I drive off thinking WTF!