a friend a nd i got thrown out of a (crappy) bar for mock fighting.
nick was a bit peeved at this so decided to publicise the fact by pissing up the full length window of the bar – just where some birds were standing.
and then we saw the blue lights. think he had to pay 80 quid for that one.
i’ve a truely embarrassing story from when i was 17 involving a white pair of jeans, a girl on her period, dodgy open air sex and having to stop half-way as a friend was being chased by some lads.
it’s only when we got back to his place that i realised the front of my white jeans were no longer white.
borrowed a pair of my mates shorts and stuck the jeans in a carrier bag. my extended family were visiting when i got home so chucked the jeans up onto the garage roof.
took them down a few days later and chucked them in the washing machine to no avail. took them to the dry cleaners and my face was as red as the satin when the lady asked me what the stain was.
i chucked the jeans after that.
another one….. we used to drink down at a snooker hall and get stupid. one evening a mate decided to buy one of our group a shot if he could pot a ball. no-one asked why he didn’t have to go down stairs for it though. quite funny watching your mate unknowingly downing a shot of piss….