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1. cheez0 - Member

   What kind of saw did the 'unspecified rodent' use?

   Posted 1 year ago #
2. bigyinn - Member

   The unspecified rodent's saw is, unspecified.

   I trimmed my bush at the weekend.

   Posted 1 year ago #
3. sharki - Member

   I have forgotton kwa kunyoa ndevu i hivyo sasa.

   Posted 1 year ago #
4. dan1980 - Member

   Late breaking unspecified rodent news!!!

   The picture in question can be found in a daily mail article discussing the apparent success of a rescue centre in fattening up a dormouse for its' winter hibernation.

   Whether you believe anything you read in the daily mail will determine whether you believe the unspecified rodent is in fact a dormouse.

   I cannot believe I have used 30 minutes of my life investigating this.

   I have also spelt believe wrongly 3 4 times in this reply (subsequently corrected with the spell checker in Chrome)

   Posted 1 year ago #
5. thepurist - Member

   I have 4 ballpoint pens, 4 pencils (B, HB, projecting 0.5m & 0.7mm), one OHP marker pen (black), one highlighter (pink), a pair of scissors with gaffer tape holding one side of the handle together, 3 part-used AA batteries, a pritt-stick and a pencil sharpener within arms length of me.

   EDIT - and a paperclip that I've unbent to be a bit of wire again.

   Posted 1 year ago #
6. cheez0 - Member

   unbeleeveable!

   Posted 1 year ago #
7. elliptic - Member

   Top detective skillz there dan.

   Sorry to hear about the wet cavity by the way.

   Posted 1 year ago #
8. liquid - Member

   I've never wanted to lick a badger

   Posted 1 year ago #
9. derek_starship - Member

   Cheez0 - what do you mean by wibble?

   You calling me a fat bastard?

   Posted 1 year ago #
10. Rusty Spanner - Member

    TtI've been for a ride in them famous Ragley Woods today.
    It was a bit scary and I managed to sit on my left testicle.

    Posted 1 year ago #
11. Squidlord - Member

    I'm think I'm ok with ferrets now, but I still struggle with stoat/weasel disambiguation.

    Posted 1 year ago #
12. Blackhound - Member

    Chilli, spaghetti and home-made soda bread

    Posted 1 year ago #
13. bikerbruce - Member

    i drank 2 full big innocent smoothies today,this means i had;9 apples,4 mangoes,3 bananas,3 oranges,2 passionfruit and a lime.Oh and i also startled a thrush today who was looking into my bedroom window,im ill so i jumped out on it.

    Posted 1 year ago #
14. Hicksy - Member

    I really must take down my christmas cards - I have five of them - one has a bike on it.

    Posted 1 year ago #
15. MidlandTrailquestsGraham - Member

    I'm only about 8kg away from being officially obese.

    Posted 1 year ago #
16. The Southern Yeti - Member

    I'm going to eat fishfingers tonight for the first time since 'the experiment'.

    I shall eat them with chips & petit pois.

    Posted 1 year ago #
17. piedi di formaggio - Member

    I miss the old style drinks can ring pulls. You could separate the tab from the ring, fit the tab in the slot in the ring and flick it like a flying saucer

    Posted 1 year ago #
18. MrNutt - Member

    it's a cocking Gerbil. I put it there & I took the photo and I grew the coconut.

    Posted 1 year ago #
19. cheez0 - Member

    Derek,

    I was referring to this..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Irrelevant

    Johnny Fartpants.. but thats another thread.

    Posted 1 year ago #
20. LoCo - Member

    If you undo your belly button your arse will fall off...

    Posted 1 year ago #
21. sharki - Member

    I've just typed several different versions of rumble.
    Rumbler, rumblings and rumbled. And will now proceed with chippings, chipper and chipped, with varieties of chop to mix it all up.

    Posted 1 year ago #
22. DezB - Member

    

    Posted 1 year ago #
23. ononeorange - Member

    That orange crane over there >> was not placed there by the combined efforts of a minor ant colony.

    Posted 1 year ago #
24. piedi di formaggio - Member

    I'm wondering why I still hold onto my box of Krone Locking Wedges

    Posted 1 year ago #
25. DezB - Member

    Planes, Trains and Auto-Asphyxiation

    Posted 1 year ago #
26. stayhigh - Member

    I'm about to make tea to steel my resolve to venture into town to go to the post office and bank.

    Posted 1 year ago #
27. trailofdestruction - Member

    I've just received an email from someone whos official job title is...

    'Space Advisor'

    I have no idea what that entails, but apparently you need a phd.

    Posted 1 year ago #
28. dazzlingboy - Member

    need to post a parcel.

    Posted 1 year ago #
29. dazzlingboy - Member

    can't find my lifecycles dvd.

    Posted 1 year ago #
30. Kunstler - Member

    I still struggle with stoat/weasel disambiguation.

    I saw one of these yesterday. Or I didn't.

    I'm only about 8kg away from being officially obese.

    I'm only about 8km from Burnham Overy.

    Posted 1 year ago #
31. derek_starship - Member

    I've just had a Campbell's cup soup.

    Minestrone.

    Tasted homemade shite.

    Breadbin.

    Peregrine falcon.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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