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1. Jerome - Member

   Has anybody else noticed that you do not get joined up shreddies any more within a box. Doublets as I used to call them..

   Posted 1 year ago #
2. dandelionandmurdoch - Member

   I haven't eaten a Kit Kat for a dozen years: anyone know if you still get ones that don't have any biscuit in?

   Posted 1 year ago #
3. stumpy01 - Member

   All in the name of quality control, I reckon. 'tis a shame.

   Oooooh, the all chocolate KitKat fingers were a great surprise.

   Posted 1 year ago #
4. simonb512 - Member

   

   Which keeps me endlessly amused whenever I hear someone say the word 'irrelevant'.

   Posted 1 year ago #
5. derek_starship - Member

   Not had a double-yolker egg for years either.

   Even the hens have ISO9002 accreditation.

   Posted 1 year ago #
6. sharki - Member

   I miss tits pecking on the lids of full cream milk bottles.
   White dog poo.
   and The mating call of the far away bird.

   Posted 1 year ago #
7. DezB - Member

   A taxi and a Fiesta crashed down the road at lunchtime. There was a set of rollerblades on the pavement by the policemen.

   Posted 1 year ago #
8. Torminalis - Member

   A large articulated lorry has gotten stuck down a little muddy no-though lane next to my office. I took him a cup of tea and he seemed in good spirits.

   Posted 1 year ago #
9. McHamish - Member

   Has anyone noticed that the quality control on Boost bars is pretty poor? The caramel has always oozed out of the ends...

   Posted 1 year ago #
10. nobtwidler - Member

    I Actually saw white dog poo while out running last summer I also saw a large collection of hedge porn which you don't see to often these days!

    Posted 1 year ago #
11. clubber - Member

    I haven't eaten a Kit Kat for a dozen years: anyone know if you still get ones that don't have any biscuit in?

    I had one a couple of years ago.

    Anyone know why roads that were/are council owned stop being maintained and then over many years crumble to pieces (actually producing some good trails)? Is it just because no one complains?

    Posted 1 year ago #
12. DezB - Member

    About 11, I think.

    Posted 1 year ago #
13. warton - Member

    I'm drinking a cup of tea, I only filled it 2/3 full.

    Posted 1 year ago #
14. toab - Member

    I've only had my glasses for 8 days. They need polishing again.

    Posted 1 year ago #
15. derek_starship - Member

    Magpies will start nest building within a week.

    Hatstand.

    Posted 1 year ago #
16. sharki - Member

    I have dry lips and need a poo.

    Posted 1 year ago #
17. RealMan - Member

    Not had a double-yolker egg for years either.

    You can buy boxes of them.

    I just got out the shower.

    Posted 1 year ago #
18. BigButSlimmerBloke - Member

    I have no idea how long that sachet of mustard has been sitting there

    Posted 1 year ago #
19. BigButSlimmerBloke - Member

    I can't fit any more post-its along the bottom bezel of my monitor

    Posted 1 year ago #
20. verses - Member

    I also saw a large collection of hedge porn which you don't see to often these days!

    At the weekend I discovered a diary I kept as an 11yo. One entry said "Today I played out with my mate, we found a rude magazine but threw it away".

    Thinking back I'm pretty certain I can remember the exact spot we found it

    Posted 1 year ago #
21. BigButSlimmerBloke - Member

    EDIT After a 10 second bout of frenzied activity, there's one free space

    Posted 1 year ago #
22. BigButSlimmerBloke - Member

    The breed of feral sheep known as North Ronaldsay Sheep only grow on North Ronaldsay

    Posted 1 year ago #
23. philconsequence - Member

    i've named goatboyisheretopleaseyou's bike den "mary" 'cos he wanted a name for it that wasn't too long. Mary is beautiful and we like playing with lube inside her. the 2 of us were inside her yesterday and managed to fit 4 bikes and a sink in there too... lucky girl.

    Posted 1 year ago #
24. molgrips - Member

    My parcel arrived!

    Posted 1 year ago #
25. pedalhead - Member

    I'm searching for bivi spots on google earth working hard today

    Posted 1 year ago #
26. skiboy - Member

    Dave goes red when he gets angry and shakes a lot too,

    Posted 1 year ago #
27. WackoAK - Member

    molgrips - Member
    My parcel arrived!

    As did mine!

    Posted 1 year ago #
28. sharki - Member

    Is wondering if the bike store i re hung a door to in Devon still has the Shitter/Bog/toilet sign on it that i fitted as a deterrent.

    Posted 1 year ago #
29. iDave - Member

    

    Posted 1 year ago #
30. molgrips - Member

    What was in yours, Wacko?

    Posted 1 year ago #
31. BigButSlimmerBloke - Member

    looking for something else, I came across this pic which made me smile

    

    Posted 1 year ago #
32. elliptic - Member

    I don't have anything much to add, so here's a gerbil in a coconut.

    

    Posted 1 year ago #
33. dan1980 - Member

    I'm not sure that's a gerbil

    My cavity is wet and I can't do any more experiments today.

    Edited to add:
    I'm pretty sure it's a dormouse. Gerbils don't have furry tails and that thing in the picture doesn't have claws like a gerbil.

    Posted 1 year ago #
34. elliptic - Member

    I stand corrected.

    But it's definitely a coconut, I'm certain of that.

    Posted 1 year ago #
35. cheez0 - Member

    I'm waiting for my old phone number to 'PAC' across to my new phone.

    And I like pistachios.

    derek_starship - Member
    Magpies will start nest building within a week.

    Hatstand.

    
    Wibble

    Posted 1 year ago #

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