thats about the length i’m after jamie (ohh errr missus)

I rode a space hopper.
I came a cropper.
Due to an interface with dog plopper.

I feel this thread is missing a poinless graph to highlight some trivial opinion.

Here is my contribution

if it wasn’t for the imaginary womans family we’d definitely have a big cut out of some boobs and the words “ride the bouncy things”

but her family are much more boring than mine. (there’s a good chance my mum might get her boobs out haha)

Alex, whilst I appreciate your photograph of the A4, it might contravene forum rules.

Alex – you might get banned for that but it does illustrate the argument perfectly.

Forget the space hoppers.
Gimme Scarlett’s boppers.

Posted that before I left for home. I am now home. Apologies if any offence has been caused.

This is a less offensive pointless graph