Everything that is rubbish about the STW forum is right here on this thread. School based drama photo is a very appropriate analogy.

it’s true. i moved to crime ridden SE london, where i sell blonde children to the chinese, or sometimes just swap them for a DBD porno that they’ve got stashed in their rucksack.

the last few years have been a crazy journey of rehab, knife crime and trying to make ends meet in the big city. i’ve had to learn how to walk again after a serious incident at a birds of prey centre and have spent a few days inside after i beat up cheryl cole with a black toilet attendant. i became a skill desert forager during a holiday to iraq and have started training my children in the art by setting up some heat lamps and a sand box in the big shed at the bottom of the garden.

i’ve also had gay sex with every member of the singletrackworld team (although technically i wasn’t being gay as i was never the sponge) a condition of being let back into the site.

Everything that is rubbish about the STW forum is right here on this thread. School based drama photo is a very appropriate analogy.

It’s a Borstal.

Everything that is rubbish about the STW forum is right here on this thread. School based drama photo is a very appropriate analogy.

oh that’s nice isn’t it. do i come onto your welcome back thread and start messing with it? do i? no. i don’t.

what’s that? you haven’t GOT a welcome back thread?

thought as much.

Trollees maketh the troll.

“I’m the daddy nah”

Nope I suspect that you are the tool.

I’d get used to being called that name they call female dogs from now on, cos for sure you’re going to end up his.

What, Fou-Fou? 😕

it’s true. i moved to crime ridden SE london, where i sell blonde children to the chinese, or sometimes just swap them for a DBD porno that they’ve got stashed in their rucksack.

the last few years have been a crazy journey of rehab, knife crime and trying to make ends meet in the big city. i’ve had to learn how to walk again after a serious incident at a birds of prey centre and have spent a few days inside after i beat up cheryl cole with a black toilet attendant. i became a skill desert forager during a holiday to iraq and have started training my children in the art by setting up some heat lamps and a sand box in the big shed at the bottom of the garden.

😆 Purest Qualitage.

oh that’s nice isn’t it. do i come onto your welcome back thread and start messing with it? do i? no. i don’t.

what’s that? you haven’t GOT a welcome back thread?

thought as much.

I like The Prawn already! 😀

Christ. Derek/Fred – why not bum him?

outraged – Member
Christ. Derek/Fred – why not bum him?

Can we? Do you think he’ll let us? Make a change from sheep which is all I’ve even got close to lately in that regard.

who let this ******* **** back in?
he’s probably just after another inbred frame from Brant to beat his kids with.

I remember when he used to be funny on Chocolate Foot. Those were the days… oh how we laughed.

why not bum him?

Well I’ve never even met him, so how do I know if I’ll fancy him? S’important, you know.

Or do you think I’m some sort of slapper what goes round bumming strangers willy-nilly?

That’s scurrilous and bang out of order.

Quite frankly, I’m outraged. 😐

haha The Prawn is a **** star love you already!

haha The Prawn is a **** star love you already!

😯

i’ve also had gay sex with every member of the singletrackworld team (although technically i wasn’t being gay as i was never the sponge) a condition of being let back into the site.

You didn’t need to. Our favourite IoP member would probably have paid you to come back, given the fact that folk are voting with their feet on the forum.

I imagine that the Simon Cowell* of the cycling forum world will be along any moment now, wielding the banhammer of self-indulgence and striking down upon his minions…

Welcome back though.

*comparison based upon height, not popularity.