Those shorts:

Who tf takes pictures of themselves doing press-ups?!

Some folk from a US fitness website wanted pics of how to do those press ups. So I took some.

Clubber – 5’8″ Apparently that’s an inch above the World average for a bloke…according to 5’4″ tall Elfin…

thought so.

thought so.

Well you almost got it right. 5’8″ isn’t exactly “really” short. For that ask 5’4″ Elfin.

I think Gravitysucks needs longer shorts if he has to ‘tuck himself back in’…. 😯

H e l l o girls:

Edit: reckon he could be wearing the new M & S ‘enhancing’ pants. 😆

Ladies, form an orderly queue, there’s only so much of me to go round.

[url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/dave-lowe/4200563387/]PC200007[/url] by lowey.com, on Flickr

And yes, the comparison has been made…..

real men have hair

but not much left on their head right?? 😕

i think my gravatar FTW

I’ve picked my winner so far…but I shall leave you to guess who it is 😛

lowey – care to explain your pic? ❓

And another hot one:

becky, you will have disappointed a few guys who need their ego massaging now…i know it’s not me, the Cod looks better 🙂

C-G – isn’t looking up male models and posting them cheating a bit?!

Here’s what could be the cleanest pic of the day. Me in the jungle 🙂

[url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonralli/3815073991/]19th July[/url] by simon ralli, on Flickr

SurfMatt – I thought that they were all pictures that other forum users have sent her, no?

the sillhouette of a mansize man……………. 😉

Surf-Mat – well, I’ve had a terrific time ‘researching’. 😉

C-G – isn’t looking up male models and posting them cheating a bit?!

She’s just trying to make us feel small.. then expecting to see pics of us posted up!

in the “taking the p1ss out of ourselves” initial feeling of the thread i would have almost considered it, but not after all the pics of male models.

*rushes off to MS paint to crudely edit my head on one of the models bodies*

Hey, not true molgrips! Most girlies would rather see STW guys ‘keeping it real’ rather than airbrushed models/actors.

By posting my pic I was encouraging people to laugh at themselves!

Edit: I have no problem with people laughing at me either. 😀

35lbs lighter than bruisedbellygate last October.

What’s the collectve noun for hot, young buff-cake types…

Or, in the spirit of going solo, c’mon & dive in –

By posting my pic I was encouraging people to laugh at themselves!

Bugger did I miss that one!

Lowey, I will see you, and raise you…..

Just in from a spin round inners and looks like it’s al kicking off.

I’ll give you all moment to prepare yourselves so get yer sick bags, tissues, eye bleach, etc and i’ll have a rummage and see what i can find…

Ok – there are no pics of me with no shirt that I have – sorry to disspoint you ladies

Here is a couple fully clothed for your perusal and to whet your appetite

I’ve got less hair and more tattoo now.

I give you the incredible ‘flashing undies man’… ’tis day 5 of my ‘3-week challenge’, can you see any improvement?

Hmmm… well, I would, but can’t seem to link to a Flickr video? Any ideas?

Firstly ladies and gents, may introduce a, ‘here’s what yu could’ve won’ pic, taken 12 years ago,note the owl footwear, not functional and never did quite kick off as the in footwear.

next up with we have sample of how to make pink underwear attractive,

And as promised a full frontal in hot pants, shame you can’t see the gold boots. *Warning about wearing such clothes in a busy pub on a Halloween night,when an attractive girl comes on to you and rubs herself against you ALOT, natures ways kick in and you’ll need to stand facing a wall for a minute or so let things settle down.*

These days however i’m a shambles of the former self after 9 years of marriage and 3 years single speeding it’s all taken it;s toll an this is what your get.

http://clinicallyfedup.com/photography/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/RC04asmall.jpg

Sharki – blimey, ripped in that 12 year old pic. Were you an Olympic athlete or something?!

I haven’t had so much fun in ages.

T.J.- You don’t look anything like the image conjured up in my head.

A couple of years ago – short hair and dodgy beard

Nowish – with my nephews and needing a shave – red setter hair and all(c Karinofnine)

Matt,Yeah right, Lol.

Ran 100, 200, 400 at county level when i was a late teen and county badminton from 15-17, then i found pubs and girls so energy was wasted elsewhere and lost the love of doing sports.

when an attractive girl comes on to you and rubs herself against you ALOT, natures ways kick in and you’ll need to stand facing a wall for a minute or so let things settle down.

Maybe just picture the guy behind you too.

As for the pink underwear picture, I hope you removed the race number from your bike before riding it.

The failed Daniel Craig look – after an afternoon spent eating and drinking a lot of wine…

And yes, they are Tesco pants. And yes I do look like a “happy retard” I fell asleep/passed out shortly afterwards…

Mincing!

You can have a choice here..

Me

Or my Dad..