The film ‘Life’ is 25% ‘Alien’, 25% ‘The Andromeda Strain’, 25% ‘Prometheus’ and 25% ‘Gravity’.

But make no mistake, it’s still 100% shit.

Just like Alien covenant , I wanted the alien to kill all the cretins.

The only good thing in it was Ryan Reynolds.

Who dies in the first quarter.

Utter bobbins. AVOID!

Worth noting – If it’s a film I have watched on a flight, you can be about 80% sure that it’s rubbish.

I really liked it, it’s not without its issues – like the monsters ability to change it’s size when the plot needs it to (after it’s fully grown) and how it’s changes character for the same reason – changes from fearless, mindless killing machine to stealth sneeky bastard.

But it moves along at a decent pace, there’s not much original but it looks great.

Jeeze, I bought this “pile of poo” off Sky thinking it would be my kinda thing.

I lasted 20mins, then went for a poo.

But it moves along at a decent pace, there’s not much original but it looks great.

See also “Passengers”, another in the 80% rule.

f it’s a film I have watched on a flight, you can be about 80% sure that it’s rubbish.

Shit films on long haul flights is compulsory.