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  • the Feds are on to me :-o
  • john_drummer
    Free Member

    in my Spam folder:

    "Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
    Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
    J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
    Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
    Office Hours Monday To Saturday.
    Attn: Beneficiary,

    This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria "…and a whole load of other people…" Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation.

    During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

    Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.

    Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $150.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

    CONTACT INFORMATION

    NAME: Mr. Kelvin Williams
    EMAIL:kelvinwilliams@yahoo.cn

    Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM PAYMENT CENTER with your details:

    FULL NAME:
    HOME ADDRESS:
    TELL:
    CELL:
    CURRENT OCCUPATION:
    BANK NAME:
    AGE:

    So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information's which you'll use in making payment of $150.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and
    we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

    Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

    ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
    DIRECTOR, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
    WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

    Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only
    to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and
    forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation."

    do they think I was born yesterday?

    sc-xc
    Full Member

    They beat it out of me. Someone had to take the fall…this thing goes right to the top.

    john_drummer
    Free Member

    hope they didn't resort to extraordinary rendition 😯

    CountZero
    Full Member

    It's almost worth setting up a new account somewhere with a fiver in it just to see what happens.

    tazzymtb
    Full Member

    I'd forward the email address on to the other spammers so they can all play together

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    i'd forward it to the FBI

    ex-pat
    Free Member

    I thought it was only the CIA that used Yahoo?

    Coyote
    Free Member

    You've played your last gig "drummer-boy".

    john_drummer
    Free Member

    hope not. Got one tomorrow, not sure if the FBI have jurisdiction in Leeds

    ton
    Full Member
    john_drummer
    Free Member

    Tony, you live near Wakey; do you remember The Citron Girls' "Working For The FBI"?

    From back in the early 80s

    ton
    Full Member
    john_drummer
    Free Member

    yeah that's the one 🙂

    I was in a band in Wakey at the time, The Rejuvenation, and we played a gig (or maybe two) with them in about 85

    The bass player, "Etch" went on to join up with Gary Marx (The Sisters Of Mercy) and Anne-Marie Hurst (Skeletal Family) to form Ghost Dance; our bass player bought (or maybe nicked) one of his basses

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