You are forgetting - the remnant of jam/beer is by now old and somewhat funky (possibly even a little furry) and therefore has a stronger smell..
Well, it's always worked for me anyway.
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The Face of Evil....dont look if easily scared. And no it's not Danny Dyer.
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I'd go so far to say I love wasps, and hornets, amazingly pretty wee insects up close. And for a large part of the year they usefully eat lots of pest species, only getting a bit radge towards the end of the year.
I'm not to keen on the spider-killin' varieties, but everything in nature has its place etc...
BTW, I'd never heard of that Dyer cat either..Posted 2 years ago # -
I cursed them on Saturday, but the lad I was with said they're great as they kill flies & other insects, they only become a problem August time when there drunk on fermented fruit. This sounds about right to me, and I may yet reform my opinion of the little 'stards
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charlie brookers view of danny dyer......
Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer is an actor, geezer, and man of the people, played by the "I'm a little bit whoa, a little bit wheyyy" Paul Whitehouse character popular in The Fast Show circa 1995.
Approximately 500 times more normal and down-to-Earth than the average citizen, Dyer is the absolute antithesis of a pretentious luvvie. He displays a refreshing absence of airs and graces and is as happy having a kick-around with the lads as giving a promotional interview about how he's equally happy having a kick-around with the lads.
Unfortunately, just as certain poisonous fish have evolved "warning colours" alerting predators to the toxic nature of their flesh, Dyer's presence on a movie poster has become a handy visual signifier alerting cinema-goers to the potential substandard quality of the film, unless said cinema-goer is so insanely enamoured with gangsters, football hooligans and rough diamonds who swear a lot, that they'll watch literally anything in which any of these elements feature, to the point where you could paint Ronnie Kray's face on a beachball, kick it in their direction, and charge them £7.99 to stare in silent idiocy as it rolls toward them.
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Wasps are ace.
I once watched one fighting a bumble bee, chewed it's head off and flew off with it, then came back for the body. Well hard
Apart from that they kill your garden pests.
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LOL Fanny Dyer The wanna be Cockney
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Chorlton confirming why all wasps should be annihilated.
Anyway, did someone say Vespa mandarinia Japonica? AKA Giant Asian Hornet:
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Well thanks peter poddy, I'm kinda proud to say that's the first time I've seen Danny dyer, maybe I should waste my life watching soaps etc and then I'd know more of the important things that go on in the world....or maybe not
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LOL Fanny Dyer The wanna be Cockney
He's actually from Canning Town.
Dyer is a poor man's Ray Winston. Not enough depth of talent to play much more than the 'hard man geezer' type characters. Good on the lad though, considering the shite hole he's come from.
Another East End lad:
Stepney boy; lives down the road from me.
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So who's that then Talkemada...Doomlord?
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Well thanks peter poddy
Rather disturbing use of the words "peter" & "poddy" there.
Seeing as he's not even on this thread, like.
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Those giant hornets sadly have a thing for wiping out bee colonies, which European bees haven't developed a defence for. I don't kill wasps, usually just flick them with the back of my fingertips, which usually results in a stunned wasp shaking it's head on the ground a few feet away then flying off rather groggily. Got stung inside my elbow once coming down a steep hill in Chamonix. Had a long sleeve top on with the sleeve pushed up and the bugger got caught under the material. Stung me half a dozen times before I got slowed down enough to get my hand off the bar and pushed the sleeve out of the way for it to fly off. The joint ached for weeks afterwards, so God knows what a Hornet would be like.
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Danny Dyer you say. Face of Evil? Remarkably prescient.
Although the poor sap's now saying he was "misquoted". In other words, "I just get paid for having my name there, and I don't ever write the articles, and now it's all backfired and my career's fecked".
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