...you weren't in the cycle lane.
What cycle lane?
...those two yellow lines at the side of the road.
I was a bit surprised by that.
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The explanation from the "young lady" for trying to drive me off the road was...
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''LOL''
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Seems reasonable...
scary though really...
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I take it you noted her number plate. On this evidence she hasn't passed her test yet...
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did you explain what they were ...seriously I would report her for that and her account.
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I do hope you swore at her, scratched and dented her car, kicked her wing mirror off, pulled her windscreen wipers out and insulted her in an incredibly offensive and misogynistic fashion, before spitting in her face.
Like what you normally do.
I wooduv just tutted and ridden on...
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Was she blonde?
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Was she nice? That can often effect your reaction, well it does me anyway. Yep, Im shallow
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Doesn't surprise me - <gross_generalisation>they're normally blonde, drive a mini, walk with their tiny handbags in the crook of their arm and have an iPhone permanently attached to their hand.</gross_generalisation>
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Tsk, some people
Last week :
A woman shouting from a car "YOU SHOULD USE THE CYCLE LANE"
Me " I am too fast for the cycle lane "
That shut her up
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Shooduv dun a poo on her bonnet.
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She propably sees herself as a mild-mannered middle-class vigilante.
I hope you reeducated her!
How long till she kills someone?
It could be a child's face next time!
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Shooduv dun a poo on her bonnet.
If you're going down the 'eject body contents as a symbol of anger' route then spitting in their face adds a personal touch that pooing on an inanimate object lacks.
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Ooh I dunno....
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If poos involved it should really be under the doorhandles when she's not looking. Unless she was attractive then she was just naive and cute.
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Offer to take her for a spin on Lord Hereford's Knob?
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their tiny handbags in the crook of their arm
It's better when it's a pound shop carrier bag!
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Did she have a decent set of bangers?
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Makes sense. The two white lines in the centre of the road are the motorcycle lane.
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Did she have a decent set of bangers?
Dunno, but we've heard you've got a tiny chipolata.
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She had a lot of gob on her.
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Dunno, but we've heard you've got a tiny chipolata.
It's filled two prams.
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Knee jerk defensive reaction...
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I'm seeing ads for nail salons in coventry now chaps>>>>>>>>>>>>
clever stuff this google adsensePosted 1 year ago # -
thte's that urban myth abouth the japanese fella who rode all round london between the yellow lines thinking it was the cycle lane...
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Elfinsafety
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Corker.
Best one I had after a car exited a junction nearlty squishing me against a line of parked cars...
..."please leave me alone I'me having a really bad day".
Not half as bad as the one I nearly had.
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You should have smacked her over the head with a rolled up Guardian.
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rustler - Member
You should have smacked her over the head with a rolled up Guardian.
I shall remember that one. The liberals weapon of choice - a rolled up Guardian! that'll learn 'em!
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A rolled up guardian, with a piece of rebar in the middle. Liberal irony.
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muscular liberalism- don't tell Nick Clegg
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A rolled up guardian, with a piece of rebar in the middle. Liberal irony
Priceless
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Easy fix, dont ride the roads, quite simply why anyone gets pleasure from riding a surface like our UK roads is beyond me.
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