Whilst Dave is lazing in bed and being waited on hand and foot by the NHS’ finest and hottest nurses with his “so called” broken neck lets have tales of your crappest injuries to cheer him up.
Walked backwards into high level kitchen cabinet whilst wearing my helmet and Oakleys. The helmet rotated on my bonce and forced the glasses onto the bridge of my nose. Blood, snot and snapped sunglasses everywhere.
Non bike related.
4 year old son jumped knees first through the newspaper that I was reading and landed on my knackers. I collapsed shortly afterwards whilst filling up the car at a petrol station and ended up getting ambulanced to hospital.