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  • The Archers OMG – Spoilers!
  • RustySpanner
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    Lying, devious, nasty, selfish, hateful, snotty, sausage obsessed little ****.

    Poor ole Cursed-y, I hope she cuts his balls off.

    That is all.

    Pigface
    Free Member

    Tom playing up again?

    marcus7
    Free Member

    She was not best pleased!….

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    At least Joe got his lunch!

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Pigface, revel in your temporary innocence.

    But grab a pitchfork.
    There’s going to be a reckoning down in Ambridge.

    marcus7
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    What about the paper flowers… Up till bloody midnight on them… Git.

    RustySpanner
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    But what about last night’s scream?

    Jesus, I thought Nigel had risen from the grave.

    wwaswas
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    I’ve only half been paying attention, do we know why?

    wingnuts
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    Its the spectre of John not Nigel. Is it turning into Walford on the Am?

    RustySpanner
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    The John thing is an excuse.

    Existential crisis brought on by the sudden, blinding self-realization that he is a sniveling, cowardly little man, so low you couldn’t get a Rizla under him and tighter than cramp.

    marcus7
    Free Member

    You don’t like Tom then?? 🙂

    stuey
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    I thought this was going to be about this…

    RustySpanner
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    I thought the breastfeeding story was last year?

    Nice to see that Tony has found his testicles last night – must have been in the pocket of Pat’s dungarees all these years.

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    To be fair it took a change of Tony to find them!

    johnners
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    A last minute reprieve for the pour deluded mare, I think she dodged a bullet.

    Must admit I didn’t see it coming until just this week.

    IanMunro
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    It’s all gone a bit East Enders hasn’t it.

    stuey
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    ‘My bad’ The baby is Archer and Lana’s new child..

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Ah, gotcha.

    Is that Mrs Antrobus on the right?

    Pigface
    Free Member

    Phwoarrrrrrr Marjorie 😉

    I confess to being a reformed Archers addict, haven’t listened since Nigel and the aerial incident. When did Tom hook up with Kirsty?

    neilthewheel
    Full Member

    I much preferred it when nothing happened, ever. Latest plot developments lack credibility.

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Just after Brenda and Pusscat’s eastern European trip.
    Tom wanted marriage and lots of little weaners.
    Bren decided she wanted a rich city type so she dumped him.
    So, Tom, on the rebound decided to inflict a little more misery on the perennially unlucky Cursed-y.

    I hope she murders them all in their sleep.

    Neil, I agree, TA was very poor for a while after Nige’s flying lesson, but it’s getting better again:
    Creepy Rob and his wife – which one’s the real baddie?
    The forthcoming inevitable Grundy fratricide.
    Brian booted out at BL.
    Kenton still has to pay for his ignorance toward Kathy after she told him about the rape.

    It’s looking good!

    seadog101
    Full Member

    I thought that this place was where I could be free of Ambridge related content. Oh well… If I can’t beat them might as well join them…..

    Kirsties Scream on Sound cloud

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Anyone see the Ian Hislop piece the other day when he went to the studio?

    wingnuts
    Full Member

    Tell us where the link is then Flashy.

    mt
    Free Member

    “It’s all gone a bit East Enders hasn’t it.”

    Not listened much since they death of Nigel, its always the cyclist that get it and him a CTC member as well. That was pretty much the end of 50 years listening, mind it was never as good once Nelson and his Dad Walter Gabriel where out.

    AdamW
    Free Member

    Oh bum. It’s here too. There’s no escaping. 😀

    I bet you lot all read that “mustardland” forum too? MrAdamW keeps reading it and laughing.

    Here it is: mustardland.

    paulmgreen
    Free Member

    Listening to the Archers is my guilty pleasure …. 😳

    globalti
    Free Member

    I’ll be able to catch up on this as soon as I get this combine harvester fixed…. uh…. grunt…. groan… just pass me that spanner, would you?

    CaptainFlashheart
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