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  • The Apprentice
  • beamers
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    Who’s for the chop this week then……

    King-ocelot
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    Pinewood studios, I’m sure that’s a huge furniture store? Classic

    loddrik
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    **** the lot of them. Sandeesh has been totally pointless throughout. Let’s hope the bell tolls for she…

    crazy-legs
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    I reckon that Stuart Baggs bloke is going to be out the door.

    But they’re all unbelievably annoying although Laura isn’t bad looking.

    beamers
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    I would say Sansdeesh as well but at the end of last weeks show the Lord gave the impression that it was one of the more switched on idiots. I think Stella might be off.

    King-ocelot
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    I hope it’s Stewart.

    MussEd
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    I think there is a high chance of “Stuart Baggs” becoming a part of everyday English language as a euphimism for “total bell end”…

    crazy-legs
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    LOL @ MussEd.
    Yeah, no-one is very impressed with him, the fact that he’s been screaming round Brands Hatch in a BMW while everyone else does all the work…

    DrP
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    ‘The Brand’ is a complete to$$er – shouting is NOT a good form of management!

    Also – who would have guessed he drove an M3 😉

    DrP

    m0nster2
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    That Stuart would last about two weeks at most real places of work…

    Saw that Laura shopping the other day.
    Given that the show’s pre-recorded and she didn’t appear to be ‘living the life’ I’d say she doesn’t ultimately ‘triumph’.

    Joe
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    They are such a bunch of feckless, useless, stupid tossers. None of them deserve a job in mcdonalds.

    I can’t STAND the arrogance of it all.

    Drac
    Full Member

    It’s my neck on the line here.

    crazy-legs
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    God, it’s cringeworthy.

    MussEd
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    WHO the **** would buy either of those? Folk must really really love their children to buy shite like that…

    ianpinder
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    sandesh, what a stupid women

    thegreatape
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    The blonde one, the fit one, the army one and the frowny bloke seem ok. As for the rest…..oh dear. Stuart needs a punch in the cock.

    ronjeremy
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    Oh dear, I know wha let’s up the price after we have sold the product!!!

    Kn088er!!!

    beamers
    Full Member

    Liz has just blown it.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Looks like Liz saved the day.

    iDave
    Free Member

    Hmmm Liz..

    King-ocelot
    Free Member

    Liz saves the day, fit as

    Drac
    Full Member

    Beamers fails.

    iDave
    Free Member

    Stuart should be beaten to death with his own innards

    DrP
    Full Member

    Damn.

    Damn damn damn.

    DrP

    ianpinder
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    stuart, someone needs to cut his balls of. good bye sandesh

    JohnClimber
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    I’ve not seen it and don’t want to but on the trailers why do they ALWAYS hold the phone like they are staring in Star Trek and talking into their communicator thingies?

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    ah ****.

    I’m going to have to delegate responsibility for selecting suitable punishments for being ‘Stuart Baggs’ to iDave.

    King-ocelot
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    Stewies school ‘pals’ all said he was an unpopular bully. Sometimes you can just see someone on TV and know they have bad BO, just like stewie and chris from eggheads.

    Drac
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    So everyone can hear the conversation and join in.

    grumm
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    Stuart is amazing! Glad he stays in. What an entertainingly ridiculous bellend.

    beamers
    Full Member

    I stand by what I said about Liz. She is in the Lord’s sights.

    Drac
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    She boosted the sales in the end though.

    iDave
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    Stuart should go through life with palsy, leprosy, crabs, puss filled sores, malaria, black water fever, bot fly infestation and should be repeatedly tarnished with cheese graters.

    MussEd
    Free Member

    Och! Just made a total Stuart Baggs of my supper by burning my toast trying to catch the end of this and now that total Stuart Baggs has survived!

    Rich_s
    Full Member

    Stuart should be beaten to death with his own innards

    Oh, that’s brilliant. Consider that statement stolen for my own useage…

    beamers
    Full Member

    Liz messed up the purchase of the blank DVDs. She’s gone.

    grumm
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    Surely there are some child protection issues involved with selling people DVDs of other people’s kids (the one they messed up)!?

    Drac
    Full Member

    Sandeesh is very quiet.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Dum dum twoka dum dum!

    Drac
    Full Member

    Beamers you’re fired!

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