Apologies if this has been done before, but clearly this was compiled by someone whose eyes are painted on. No a single example of a nice, clean two-triangles frame to be seen, just monstrosity after monstrosity.

http://www.bbc.com/autos/story/20140821-the-10-most-beautiful-bicycles

WTF are they? Apart from the Pashley all bloody awful, useless contraptions.

Even a 5 is prettier than almost all of those (I quite like the pashley), and personally I think there are prettier dog sh*ts than a 5!

The Pashley is the least gopping. It just about makes the “I could almost buy one”.

The Buffalo bike was done by Kona, Africa Bike, how many years ago?

what!! no jones!

It is by BBC autos from 2014, it is just Jeremy Clarkson trolling cyclists.

By Autos Editors
21 August 2014

what a load of gold-plated cocking bollox.

Cherubim definitely make some striking bikes

They also make normal looking bikes that (I think) are gorgeous

I didn’t realise that the word ‘beautiful’ also meant $h1T.

Was that beautiful before they were beaten half to death with the ugly stick?