First shave of the year is always a bit of an epic.

But winters nearly done and racing kicks off in two weeks.

Just an Essex girl at heart

you got a vajazzle too ?

Not getting a BSC then? 😉

No, but I’ve platted my bum hairs 😯

Blue legs don’t seem to be a good look, need a fake tan.

Thats the BLIND CUPID sorted then 😀

You got some Belgium Knee Warmers ?

I’m getting a whooshing noise going over my head here?

My first race is over subscribed and I can’t even make the reserves list. Feel a bit foolish now 😐

Go for a pootle down the canal towpath on your cross bike instead.

Never stopped with mine… Don’t forget the Nivea for men after shave balm on there.

so how high up does the shaving go?

and surely, eyebrows should go too?

I fade it after the shorts line

E,1,2 races are not to bad to get in. 3/4 are booked up months in advance.

I just do the LVRC races in 50+, but good open road events fill quickly.