Not been on for a while and read this over breakfast, now have a huge grin on my face, the sun is rising over Bradda Edge and I am about to slalom round the snails on the way into work. Top work folks.
Don't like killing things if I can help it, so all snails found in our garden are relocated into the fields opposite courtesy of a nice children's tennis racket, I now consider myself the mollusc equivalent of RyanAir – cheap no frills air travel.
Can empathise SFB when my eldest was toddling he was found sucking a stripy snail – seems he thought it was a Humbug like his Gran gave to him.