Off out on a road ride tonight, on a short stretch of 40mph dual carriageway i get the idiot pull alongside me with his left hand indicator flashing. Sure enough, he pulls slightly ahead then attempts to left hook me. Starts his manoevre then stops askew across the lane.
His window is open and he gets my full opus - two minutes plus of invective at high volume. When i stop for breath he uttered his defence for his cretinous driving...
"You were going too fast"
Uphill, on a 40mph road doing around 18mph but I was the one being dangerous?