Considering instances of exclusive homosexual attraction is conservatively estimated at roughly 10% of the population, suggesting we all know at least "one", and homophobic attitudes are generally considered a bit pathetic amongst most of those that can read, I'd say that people pretending to arrange a fake fisticuffs ranks well below tired old homophobic jibes and degrading jokes in the universal order of banning. Apart from on STW.

I think I should go to bed now…

I'll go to bed when I'm ready. lol

I think I might've fallen off the wagon tonight.

I think I'm supposed to be out buying american things like cookies etc. I am banned anyway because I called mark the mod chubby.

Pot, Kettle, lol!

haha! 😆

Most of them are **** anyway, what do you think?

instances of exclusive homosexual attraction is conservatively estimated at roughly 10% of the population

Wow…….that means that riding a mtb is more weird than being gay 😯

Hello Ernie. How gay do you rate yourself on the gayometer? There must be one of those online. I'll take a look.

Where's BBF gone? Oh nice one, you've upset the Grand Dame of STW now.

Are you "from Virginia" Ernie?

That's not very funny.

*tries a less subtle hint*

There is a better way of achieving the same result you know…and an elastic band can make it all the more worthwhile.

Ernie, I agree with you wholeheartedly. I think I should go to bed before I turn into a pumpkin. Sometimes I just have no manners. A bit of freedom goes to my head and I lapse into my old ways.

I was thinking about going out to the Yukatan and finding some tinkers to pal along with for the night, but I decided that's a *really* bad idea, despite my love of tinkers.

But I changed my mind just as I was going to bed, and went out to the Yukatan in the buff.

That means 10% of the men in my gym changing room are getting a real treat/eyeful when mr hora's tackle is out 😳

Ever seen a grown man naked Hora?

do you like movies about gladiators?

10% of the time it works every time

Time to roll out my favourite quote:
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

10% of the time it works every time

Isnt that from the first BadBoys film as well?

Why the blushing hora ……… have you only got a small dick ? Still, I guess the clue is in the fact that you've never noticed an aroused man standing next to you.

Oh hang on,

my shit always works 10% of the time

ernie, next to me yes, stood behind me surely I'd feel he was aroused? 🙄

ernie, next to me yes

Do you want to talk about it ?

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ernie, next to me yes

Do you want to talk about it ?

Your not going to touch me in rude places are you?

Be careful in the showers Hora

He stood strong and proud behind him, his toe nails like talons on the heels of his feet and the scent of his Lynx Africa mixed strongly with his sweat.

PMSL uplink! 😆

Kinda linked. I was thinking whilst riding the other day- say you have a big fall and knock your head. Is it possible it could turn you? I bet a knock on the head can do anything 😯

Kinda linked. I was thinking whilst riding the other day- say you have a big fall and knock your head. Is it possible it could turn you? I bet a knock on the head can do anything

Why do you think Bingo hides behind the sofa every time you come home from a ride?

every time you come home from a ride?

Every time you come home FOR a ride…

Are 10% of posters on Singletrack gay, then,and what percentage of them ride bikes,or even own a bike.

Are 10% of posters on Singletrack gay, then

could well be, I'd start with the leg shavers if you're looking

I think he misunderstood.

it's 90% of STW posters are Jey.

Shaved legs are sexy,especially when attached to a lady.

say you have a big fall and knock your head. Is it possible it could turn you?

Another fascinating glimpse inside Hora's sexual imagination this. We learnt yesterday he worries about how much more fun his missus could have being rogered by someone else, and today we learn that he worries that bicycle crashes could make him gay. 🙂