Class. Pure class.

Who the f&c£ asked you?

See him on Jools Holland at New Year? JH asked him what would Malcolm Tucker think of the year to come, & he told him exactly what MT would think.

Hollands face was a picture, hadn't quite expected the vitriol

I love that they had a swearing consultant for the show.

"I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath, and push it up your c**k. Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on to shuffle with my f***ing fist. Then, every time I hear something that I don't like – which will be every time that something comes on – I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls.”

"let's run that up the flag pole and see if anyone gets wood…"