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1. TandemJeremy - Member

   Ihavea meeting with te council to discuss the eff up they have made of my building. I have learnt a few things from folk on here about it to give me ammo and have honed my debating skills to a fine edge.

   These skills will be very handy tomorrow. I almost feel sorry for the council chap who is picking up someone elses shite

   so its not all a waste of time - tomorrow these skills will be put to good use. I am going to tear them into tiny pieces.
   Ta

   

   Posted 3 months ago #
2. Lifer - Member

   

   Poor council person.

   Posted 3 months ago #
3. kaesae - Member

   Hey TJ, can you loan me £5?

   Posted 3 months ago #
4. bigyinn - Member

   I hope you have take a large supply of food and water to sustain you through the next few weeks, whilst you debate the issue with the council?

   Posted 3 months ago #
5. jota180 - Member

   If there's any women there don't forget to call them babe after every sentence - top tip that

   Posted 3 months ago #
6. vinnyeh - Member

   so its not all a waste of time - tomorrow these skills will be put to good use. I am going to bore them into submission by repeating myself over and over and...

   

   Posted 3 months ago #
7. Lifer - Member

   Come to think of it I think STW has helped me at work with some EDF overcharging fun, my pedantry has taken it to the Energy Ombudsman now

   Posted 3 months ago #
8. paddy0091 - Member

   when you say folk?

   Posted 3 months ago #
9. TandemJeremy - Member

   

   Posted 3 months ago #
10. TandemJeremy - Member

    paddy0091 - Member

    when you say folk?

    Its because I can't spell people easily

    Posted 3 months ago #
11. BigJohn - Member

    Don't forget your helmet.

    And good luck!

    Posted 3 months ago #
12. khani - Member

    Sic em tiger!!! I hope they're wearing a helmet........
    Edit, DAMN!!! Beaten by big John

    Posted 3 months ago #
13. Jamie - Member

    Hey TJ, I saw this and I thought of you:

    

    Posted 3 months ago #
14. rs - Member

    would be funny if the guy was a mountain biker and aware of who you are.

    Posted 3 months ago #
15. paddy0091 - Member

    I actually meant folk music , but nay mind. Me being a witty git as ever. All the best!

    Posted 3 months ago #
16. TandemJeremy - Member

    That was my ohter anser - "'cos I don't like rock"

    Posted 3 months ago #
17. Mrs Toast - Member

    Tandem Jeremy targets council worker

    Tandem Jeremy casts reasoned debate

    Council worker takes damage!

    Council worker summons Dog!

    Dog targets Tandem Jeremy

    Dog casts Sniff Crotch

    WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

    Posted 3 months ago #
18. emma82 - Member

    If there's any women there don't forget to call them babe after every sentence - top tip that

    If its a woman worker it's probably best to go for 'babycakes' or 'sugartits'. Latter being more effective I suspect.

    Oh and never forget 'I pay your wages'. That'll cheer them right up.

    Posted 3 months ago #
19. Surrounded By Zulus - Member

    Forget the babycakes and sugartits, bint-jaws will be far more effective.

    Posted 3 months ago #
20. marsdenman - Member

    meanwhile, in a parallel universe a Mr Elfin Safety has taken leave of London Village, repairing to the cleaner air Up North.
    Moving jobs to the local city council, tomorrow's first role is a meeting with a 'particularly petulant' tenant ...
    

    seriously though TJ, hope it goes well.
    C

    Posted 3 months ago #
21. TandemJeremy - Member

    LOL @marsdenman

    I thik not only the internet but the universe might implode

    Posted 3 months ago #

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