… but I really do not need two emails a day to tell me you’re still selling suits and shirts.
I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t bought anything from you for a while, but to be honest, you’re coming across as increasingly desperate for attention.
Maybe it’s because a few years ago you changed your style, from fusty, City-ish tailoring to shiny, super-skinny fit suits and estate-agent-style ultra tailored shirts.
When I need some more shirts, or another suit, I may well return to take advantage of your perpetually-discounted prices, but you do do yourself a disservice – why would I buy four shirts for £100 when I know deep down in your heart you’re about to offer me five shirts for £100. Or possibly gearing up to offer six shirts, a suit, some of those stupid knotty cufflink subsitutes and a night out with your mother for £99.99.
I bet Austin Reed doesn’t do this.