Just knocked my very special lasys freinds oil burner of the kitchen table.. i cried i shouted, i had a spliff.. then i took to the net.. and by god the first link i came to was the exact body shop soap stone one i had just broken.. and it has 35% off,

ther may actually be a god 🙂
paid extra so it should be here by tuesday.

I’ve typed some shit on here, but think you may have topped all my previous attempts.

😆

😆

I’ve not seen one of those since 1993

Pass me a bit of that spliff.

i had a spliff..

evidently 🙂

I used to teach pottery in a prison – the lags used to make those for themselves, using a tin of boot polish as a candle, and pour shampoo in the bowl on the top.

I used to teach pottery in a prison – the lags used to make those for themselves, using a tin of boot polish as a candle, and pour shampoo in the bowl on the top.

Gayest prison ever.

This post could only have been surpassed if accidentally posted in the bike forum.

OP.. Do you own a tie-dye riding t-shirt??

Just knocked my very special lasys freinds oil burner of the kitchen table.. i cried i shouted, i had a spliff.. then i took to the net.. and by god the first link i came to was the exact body shop soap stone one i had just broken.. and it has 35% off,
ther may actually be a god
paid extra so it should be here by tuesday.

Explains a lot… 😆

i just want to share my relief with the lovely folks at STW. 🙂

I used to teach pottery in a prison – the lags used to make those for themselves, using a tin of boot polish as a candle, and pour shampoo in the bowl on the top.

“The whoosh of camomile tinged with rosehip and jojoba makes my cell smell simply darling!” said Shagnasty McBrainsplitter, currently serving 17 concurrent life sentences after being convicted of eating babies, cottaging and feltching in 1985.

Gayest prison ever.

You’d think, I thought it was a pretty odd choice when they asked me to help make one – almost everything else they wanted to make was either a home made pipe or a thinly veiled attempt to make something you could put in a sock and smash someone’s skull with.

I think the motivation for the makeshift scented oil burner was having to spend 20 hours a day penned up in a cell with two or there other sweaty, farty blokes and a bucket of their collected shit.

I would have thought that the oil burner/shampoo combo would be overpowered by the smell of burning boot polish !

I take the spliff came before the post?

Stoned man’s oil burner is having a chilli moment. 😀

“Oil burner” or hillbilly vaporiser?

How many teeth did they have?