No crude jokes if you can help yourselves !

Going for a thai massage in the morning on back shoulders and neck its either with oil or not, whats best ?

Its a legit place so no happy ending jokes !

Oil or dry massage ?

Thanks in advance

You’d have been better off going to a physio place, but I get the Thai massage thing and don’t blame you. Ask for the nuru oil /gel

was the physio who suggested a thai massage !

I would say for your first time go with the oil, should be gentler. Drink plenty of water afterwards as massage releases toxins from muscles into the blood

I know you posted but …. my mates racing boat in Singapore was called “Happy Endings”, the crew t-shirts had the tag line “always finish with a little spurt”

Ask for a foot massage too.

You’re welcome.

Prepare for pain.

some good nuru oil videos on the ahem internet.

wow that didn’t hurt…much !

not sure I feel any effect yet but hot bath later and we’ll see.

booked in for a weeks time

Thai Massage should involve wearing a pair of pj’s, sounds like you must’ve been getting a ‘special’ version…….. no wonder you’re going straight back 😉

One wonders what Mrs UFG is doing while you’re treating yourself…

😉

One wonders what Mrs UFG is doing while you’re treating yourself…

she was filming !

Going back as the knots in my back are so big my shoulders feel like they are raised with tension all the time.

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my missus does massage, deep tissue, sport and all that, even wax your legs for you if you can handle the pain! 😀

If anyone is in the St Neots/Bedford surrounding area…

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All this stuff about toxins in the blood is such a pile of bollocks. Your kidneys take the waste producs out of your body.

Still, it makes good money-spinning for medical charlatans.

Yes ! and what do you think takes the toxins out of your kidneys …….water